DumbGuy: "Dude! I just got raped by an elephant! My bunghole is streched out about a mile wide!
DumberGuy: "Wait a minute. Isn't an elephant's pecker long and skinny?"
DumbGuy: "Yeah, but he fingered me first!"
DumberGuy: "Wait a minute. Isn't an elephant's pecker long and skinny?"
DumbGuy: "Yeah, but he fingered me first!"
by PeeBee February 15, 2004
Get the elephant fingermug. by BloodZebra April 28, 2008
Get the elephant ridemug. The result of spewing ejaculate over the face of an individual causing said receiver to sputter and trumpet like an elephant, preferably gesticulating their arms wildly in a pantomime of an elephant's trunk. May also be referred to as an Angry Elephant. Orbital involvement would consequently also be referred to as the Blind Mad Elephant.
I had her like a Blind Mad Elephant crashing around the room and sputtering like some crazy pachyderm.
by Daghda April 10, 2010
Get the Mad Elephantmug. A guy who goes to a bar solely to pick up heavy women. Often times said elephant hunter will claim it is his duty as wingman to take the heavy girl.
Elephant hunters are generally lonely and insecure.
If identified, elephant hunters will become defensive until his ego will not allow anymore embarassment. Elephant hunter will come to terms with his desire for the chubby cuttie, and will openly accept he was caught red handed.
Note: The elephant hunter is almost always the thin guy in the group.
Elephant hunters are generally lonely and insecure.
If identified, elephant hunters will become defensive until his ego will not allow anymore embarassment. Elephant hunter will come to terms with his desire for the chubby cuttie, and will openly accept he was caught red handed.
Note: The elephant hunter is almost always the thin guy in the group.
Scott: Are you an Elephant Hunter?
Andrew: Naw, man.
Scott: You always end up with the fat girls.
Andrew: Okay, but dont tell the guys.
(Tell the guys. )
Andrew: Naw, man.
Scott: You always end up with the fat girls.
Andrew: Okay, but dont tell the guys.
(Tell the guys. )
by Weaselhead000Kay January 8, 2010
Get the Elephant Huntermug. The act picking up a fat chick(s) at a bar, bringing her to a place like IHOP, Carrow's or Denny's for some post-drinking food, running up a huge tab, then ditching the fatty with the bill.
This is similar to hogging, but with the added bonus of having some free food, courtesy of the fat chick.
This is similar to hogging, but with the added bonus of having some free food, courtesy of the fat chick.
by Peter Paul Gualtieri April 1, 2009
Get the Elephant Huntmug. The art of taking the "fromunda cheese" from under your ballsack. Placing said cheese on the tip of your proud soldier. And getting the lovely lady of your choice in the audience to give you a good blow-me-down.
by Bobby Hill... YOU know... October 5, 2010
Get the Dusty Elephantmug. Elephant song
the best fucking song evereverever
made by Eric Herman to serenade every woman in the world
written by Jesus while he was sitting during the last supper because he was bored
the best fucking song evereverever
made by Eric Herman to serenade every woman in the world
written by Jesus while he was sitting during the last supper because he was bored
Person 1: Why do you look so tired?
Person 2: Eric Herman kept me awake everyday for the past week because he was fucking my mom to the sweet, beautiful tones of the Elephant Song
Person 2: Eric Herman kept me awake everyday for the past week because he was fucking my mom to the sweet, beautiful tones of the Elephant Song
by Chris Rz January 26, 2009
Get the Elephant songmug.