Grant faced

To be frozen with a odd, amusing or disgusting face in a freeze frame, photograph or screen shot.

Arises from Grant Wilson's (of Ghost Hunters fame) inability to take a good photograph or be photogenic in any way shape or form.

Oh no, delete that photo I've been grant faced

by pumpie2 October 21, 2010

Joseph Grant

my hubby 43va💕

joseph grant is my cupcake🧁

by amazetutu June 21, 2019

derek grant

Drummer for the Alkaline Trio, and formerly for the Suicide Machines. Looked like an emo kid, but changed his image to fit in with the Alkaline Trio, who think they're vampires or something.

"Derek Grant changed his emo kid-look, which is uncool. Changing to fit in is stupid. Poor, confused Derek. Someone should hit him."

by The Alkaline Cyber Skank January 2, 2004

Knocking a grant out

Code for stimulate one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure

I'm going knocking a grant out

by S13rev February 5, 2023

Crack Head Grant

Some dude that is obsessed with doing drugs and going to parties. He is very adept at getting kicked in the groin and making an all around general fool of himself.

Dude, did you see Crack Head Grant at that party?
Yeah, he was so fucked up!

by thothra March 31, 2009

General Grant

Another word for the cannabis plant used by Australia, America, Canada, and any other country that may produce the substance of marijuana.

Man: Hay man have you got that general grant I was looking for?
Drug Dealer: Yeah man.

by Weeddealerzz November 27, 2012

Dylan Grant

Definition of Perfect. He knocks girls off their feet with one glance, & makes you fall right at "hello." Once you meet this kid, you'll never want to loose him. He WILL become the oxygen you use to breathe. He's the most down to earth guy you'll ever come across in life. He has the cutest smile & always compliments the ones that mean most to him. He's just your all around perfect guy. <3

There's no one comparable to Dylan Grant.

by swinqyourhipsx3 October 18, 2012