a empire from the fucking year 2040 the war between fuckin republican and democratics they launch nukes well fucking nukes causes earthquakes earthquakes causes volcano a very bad fucking ash spewed from the dumbass volcano some people got that dumbass ash in their lungs and a horrible sickness people went to usa with shitty boats but that fucking apocalypse went to usa so the pneumonoultramicroscopicscilicovolcanoconiosis empire colonized the whole fucking 2 continent north and south america they have their own fucking economics called pneumonoultramicroscopicscilicovolcanoconiosis bucks they sell the most fucking american things oil guns and mcdonald stuffs the fucking military has 150B troops 50B in armys 30B in marines 10B in the fucking navy coast guard 31B in the air coast i fucking guess? 20B in space force they fuckin have 1,432,794,479,854 people
by arandomdudelol September 15, 2023
Get the pneumonoultramicroscopicscilicovolcanoconiosis empire mug.The fact that Roman families literally ate their own children as their "Saturnalia Feasts" after slaughtering them for not believing in the titular god of agriculture, Saturn.
This is similar to the original "American" Roast Game, but would happen in Roman thousands of years before the original one.
Despite the Earths population at the time, it's estimated that 9 billion Roman babies were consumed between the ages of 0-14 (this is because the age of adults was lower back then). It is believed this population cover up was due in part to a deep state conspiracy involving the Vatican Church, ushering in the Holy Roman Empire.
This is similar to the original "American" Roast Game, but would happen in Roman thousands of years before the original one.
Despite the Earths population at the time, it's estimated that 9 billion Roman babies were consumed between the ages of 0-14 (this is because the age of adults was lower back then). It is believed this population cover up was due in part to a deep state conspiracy involving the Vatican Church, ushering in the Holy Roman Empire.
Citizens of Rome, hear me now! Just as those distant peoples—whom we shall name "Americans"—will, in the fullness of time, some two thousand five hundred years hence, engage in such folly, so too do we, the sons and daughters of this great Empire, partake in mirth and jest. Yet, what they will one day call their own, we have already named and perfected. Behold, it is called *Ludus Imperii Romani*—The Roman Empire Roast Game!
In this noble contest, we test our wits and humor, casting barbs not of war, but of words, and in so doing, we sharpen our minds as the sword does our bodies. Thus, let it be known—though the future may seem distant, we, the Romans, lead the way in laughter as in all things.
In this noble contest, we test our wits and humor, casting barbs not of war, but of words, and in so doing, we sharpen our minds as the sword does our bodies. Thus, let it be known—though the future may seem distant, we, the Romans, lead the way in laughter as in all things.
by The Gallagher April 7, 2025
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For example, Mickey Mouse is constantly referenced with or by his ears. One cannot imagine Mickey Mouse without his ears. The ears are Mickey's roman empire.
For example, Mickey Mouse is constantly referenced with or by his ears. One cannot imagine Mickey Mouse without his ears. The ears are Mickey's roman empire.
by Literary_Artist October 31, 2023
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A minecraft server that has recently collabed with hermitcraft and also a minecraft server where you own an empire of silly things
Guy 1: “Hey bro have you seen the new collab with hermitcraft and minecraft empires?” Guy 2: “Yea bro”
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Get the The Breath Of An Empire: The First Juvenile Release mug.The best tribe in all of the ark land. Their theme song is “Metal Metal Metal Yah Yah Yah”. Pull up 694 all day any day we the real deal.
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