Student athlete

Something no child is born as, just like no child is born as a teacher. Just like being a teacher is a job and not who somebody is, a kid becomes conditioned to be something like a student athlete when their mother or father pay for a school that gets them adjusted to life after 18, but its not who they are. Really who a kid is born as, is who they were born to be and what they were born to be, and the rest is added on (often not for the better).

He/she identifies as a student athlete, some other kids might even know him/her as a student athlete, but nobody is a student athlete 24 hours of every day no matter how much time they have to put into a sport or what they're learning about. During their time sitting at a dinner table or being around the house is he/she a mouthy cunt or a cocky pretty boy faggot that enjoys instigating with family and people they know well?

by Solid Mantis July 3, 2019

Broadneck student

a poor bum ass, uneducated, homeless looking ass faggot. Fucking garbage athlete, with absolutely no game. utterly fucking useless on a football field.

damn see number 2 the running back over there? That little bitch plays like a Broadneck student.

by spfalconbb October 13, 2021

IED student

An incredibly stressed human being.

You can instantly recognize a IED student either by the beloved Burton’s backpack they always carry or by the huge bags under their sad and tired eyes (due to the lack of sleep cause by a late project or an infinite render).
IED students live in an eternal paradox: whenever they’re late, teachers arrive on time, and whenever they’re early, teacher arrive late or not at all.

Kid: Mom why are those people over there banging their heads on the wall???

Mom: Oh sweetheart, those are just IED students that just remembered they need a B2 certificate to actually make it out of IED 🥰

by very.tired.ied.student November 23, 2021

that student

that student (con nhà người ta in Vietnamese)
an imaginary(or real) student that your parents always compare you to when you do bad(or well) at school. For example when you score 10 in your test and you tell your Asian mama, she would say that "that student" even scores higher, or they are able to earn scholarships,...(but how???)

Mom! I got a 9.0 overall in IELTS!
Uhh. Only 9.0?? Look at that student! He got a 10!

by anton0612 September 8, 2023

Students Offering Support

A group of exceptionally good looking university students who lend their exemplary smarts to teaching an entire course in a short session to those who need or want help, donating all proceeds to sustainable development in South America. These examples of physical perfection give hours of their time slaving on powerpoint to instill a semester's learning into a single session, there only reward being the incredibly low scores they receive for all their hard work.

Jim: Have you studied for the econ final tomorrow?
Jack: Nope, but I went to the SOS session, those stunningly attractive tutors taught me all I needed to know
Jim: Students Offering Support? That's far too legit to quit, how did you reward them for their time donated?
Jack: I gave the tutors the lowest possible score and wrote jibberish in the comments section
Jim: Wow, you're a dick!
Jack: Yup!

by PissedOffTutor April 29, 2012

Animal student

Want to fuck animals instead of getting life skills

1) Who is that kissing a toucan
2) dont worry about it its an "animal student"

by Hfnskdknf February 9, 2022

Student of the week

Student of the week is a person randomly selected from the class who is the center of attention for a week on the fanpage

Person 1:“Hey do you know who student of the week is?”
Person 2:“Yeah its Henry”

by Billybobbyjoeyeeyee October 22, 2019