student bowling

When the hallways are clogged like a fat man's arteries and nobody will get the fuck out of your way, so you hold a binder or backpack out in front of you and plow through everyone. Sometimes you don't need a binder or backpack, just your own pissed off self.

Friend: How did you get to class so early? Those dipshits are always standing around in the halls like herds of sheep.
Me: I just did a little student bowling.
Friend: Awesome.

by Blitzqueen August 20, 2014

Student flu

Going out and drinking Exssesive amount of alcohol in a short period of time.

I have a sore throat due to student flu

by Student flu April 20, 2015

Student athlete

Something no child is born as, just like no child is born as a teacher. Just like being a teacher is a job and not who somebody is, a kid becomes conditioned to be something like a student athlete when their mother or father pay for a school that gets them adjusted to life after 18, but its not who they are. Really who a kid is born as, is who they were born to be and what they were born to be, and the rest is added on (often not for the better).

He/she identifies as a student athlete, some other kids might even know him/her as a student athlete, but nobody is a student athlete 24 hours of every day no matter how much time they have to put into a sport or what they're learning about. During their time sitting at a dinner table or being around the house is he/she a mouthy cunt or a cocky pretty boy faggot that enjoys instigating with family and people they know well?

by Solid Mantis July 3, 2019

Student Fight

It is when 2 students get involved in a fight and probably end without teeth

-Brooooo, 2 guys got in a Student Fight and one spat a tooth!-
-Really!-
-Yeah, dude, I have the teeth right here!-

by Peta Hater 06 May 13, 2019

Studentness

It is the rate of of how much someone can be an actual student in school

His studentness is off the charts! He seems like he's such a dilligent student

by Danieljohn012 May 27, 2018

Student Section

A student section is a place where students go to party while watching sports on Friday nights. They cheer and taunt the other team (especially a rival team). Seniors usually run the student section, but there have been cases of students as young as 14 (freshmen) running it.

Moorpark's student section is called the Madhouse, Newbury Park's the Panther Pit, and Simi's the Maroon Mob. Basically what they do is cheer and taunt teams.

by Indopride April 7, 2020

Vietnamese high school student

A word used to refer to any students in Vietnamese from grade 10 to 12, esp. grade 12 (i.e. 17 years old). They are expected, by both their parents, peers, teachers, strangers and their Ministry of Education alike, to be human beings with extreme studying capabilities; includes but not limited to, these feats:
- Being able to study any subject(s) in a curriculum of 15+ subjects at an extreme high level, such that they MUST score 10 in National Examinations and any and ALL of its equivalents. Grades below 10 are NOT accepted by any way.
- Are so obedient that do not dare to say a word about MoE's recent changes.
- Are so confident in their skills, knowledge that, become totally inert to any changes made by the Ministry of Education.
- Are innocent enough to not know that MoE's livestream at 8:00 PM GMT+7:00 is a scripted re-run.
- Are very versatile that their 12 years of studying experience can factor into any jobs they like.

"That guy literally is a straight-A student in any subject in our curriculum! What monster is this!?
Must be a Vietnamese high school student."

by Vietnamese high school student April 24, 2020