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Texticles

1. Someone with Texticles is a person who is unable to express their anger through physical violence, and instead expresses their emotions through the text-based medium of the internet, usually in the form of aggressive text which they would not be able to back-up in real life.

2. A person with Texticles is generally identified by unneccessary rage in ther written communication.
1. _____ threatend to kick _____'s butt via text. Therefore _____ has big Texticles.
2. _____ has such big Texticles while on the internet.
by Huntoholic January 3, 2015
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Indian Testicle Hat

A celebratory headpiece worn upon the sacrifice of a baby.
Commonly referred to as the ITH
Indian 1 "I went to a celebratory sacrifice today and was sure to wear my Indian Testicle Hat!"
Indian 2 "Good stuff"
by mohammedjihade January 15, 2010
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Flick the Testicle

There is no definition, it's rather obvious in a way that it began as a mistake being mis-read for Flick the Bean. Created to take the mick out of people who say Flick the Bean... Also used for various levels of Banter.
Luke: Flick that Bean
Max: Nah mate, Flick the Testicle!
by Michael Townley October 23, 2013
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Testicules

Testicules is the communal drinking vessel on long camping trips, usually used to store other forms of food prior to use as a fluid reservoir and is usually in the shape of an animal. Primary liquids dispensed by Testicules are Tang and Kool-Aid.

The most common container to be converted to Testicules is the Army-Sized Animal Cracker plastic bear. Also, the only way to have a true Testicules is to consume the crackers from the bear before filling with liquid, none can be thrown away.

The origin of Testicules is unknown, but is rumored to have started as a sort of rite of passage among young teens.
"Drink from Testicules!"
by Rockin! July 9, 2007
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testiclesius

n' Spelled "testoclesius"- The second biggest fagg0t ever to grace the earth. He is only surpassed by the one known as saltybluecrackers
www.raw-one.com/forum "TestoGenius Show"
by Sean November 28, 2004
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texticles

texts

(anything having to do with texts)
I think I should check my texticles in a few minutes.
by dbohl February 18, 2008
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Tiesticles

A hunchbacked, northern virgin.
This legendary beast is well reknowned for being hideous. Retreating to it's clock tower.It leads a life of infinite amounts of lies and copy & pasting on the internet.
by James Downie January 24, 2004
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