taint thump 

Two fingers, two holes and BAM!

David put one in the pink and one in the stink and gave her a taint thump.

taint thump by fyrefang December 25, 2008

Taint Scrubber 

The little patch of hair on your chin that rubs against the vagina when eating a girl out.

Hey, nice taint scrubber bro.

Taint Scrubber by That One Guy #2 July 21, 2009

Taint Wrangler 

(teynt; reyngler) -noun

1. an annoying or idiotic person.
2. A tool or douchebag.

Shut up you taint wrangler!

Dude.... Stop being such a Taint Wrangler.

Taint Wrangler by Dr. Mjolner February 3, 2010

taintenance 

The act of maintaining a healthy taint. This includes, waxing/shaving, moisturizing, and wearing appropriate undergarments.

Grumpy Grundle can be prevented with regular taintenance.

taintenance by toad-10 February 28, 2011

taint butter 

that slimy liquid that forms along your gooch, plaguing those around you with the lingering odor of your scrotum

I havent showered in days and now i have mad taint butter

taint butter by taaaaaaaaa September 9, 2016

taije

Taije is a really beautiful person inside and out , she has a really big butt !

Taije ass fat

taije by Noni200 July 16, 2017

tuna taint 

when your taint gets really sweaty and salty it smells like tuna.

Man i get tuna taint when i go running in the summer.

tuna taint by dirty bird7518 April 26, 2008