The Polynesian Tug-of-War is performed by tucking both of a man's balls inside his rectum before sitting on his face on top of a piano.
The rectum holds the balls quite firmly, so he will be playing tug of war with his own butthole trying to get his nuts out.
The rectum holds the balls quite firmly, so he will be playing tug of war with his own butthole trying to get his nuts out.
by Oxide9 March 9, 2022
Get the Polynesian Tug-of-Warmug. by Ant_Hoe_Knee15 May 12, 2010
Get the Pee pee tugmug. When you are middle-aged and married & can't get any action. More of a chore than pleasurable. Not vigorous enough to knock over a shampoo bottle. The main challenge is not getting your phone wet.
I awoke with a rare twinge in my groin so I searched Pornhub for some threesome ladyboy pegging and wrung out a Disconsolate Shower Tug
by Surlypat January 17, 2022
Get the Disconsolate Shower Tugmug. The act of meeting an online date for a casual snack of chicken nuggets and the resulting mutual masturbation in a nearby alleyway/carpark. Basically the mission statement of tinder.
Office worker: I am not sure about this tinder match, I might just agree to grab a quick bite in McDonald's, besides I do want some chicken nuggets.
Co-worker: Ah yes the old Nug n' Tug. A classic move.
Co-worker: Ah yes the old Nug n' Tug. A classic move.
by FragileLittleMe August 5, 2018
Get the Nug N' Tugmug. The sexual act of inserting pvc pipe into ones vagina or asshole, then sticking barbed wire into the pvc, removing the pipe and then pulling the wire out slowly.
by elypto August 11, 2008
Get the texas rope tugmug. refering to a woman stimulating man using her hands. A rug and tug however is often done secretly in a group setting (eg. under a blanket while watching a movie wiht a group). It is also refered to as a hand job, a happy ending, or a snake tamer
Boy 1: "So what did you are her do last weekend when she was over all day?"
Boy 2: "I got myself a rug n tug"
Boy 2: "I got myself a rug n tug"
by slangs up August 19, 2008
Get the Rug n Tugmug. by Jessica Stacey May 9, 2006
Get the tugging my squirrelmug.