The most adorable cupcake the world has ever seen. Plays Matt Murdock on Marvel's Daredevil and is the cutest fucking little shit. His smile is known to make people cry. Beware of subconscious watery eyes when looking at this marshmallow of a man. He is most often equated to a cinnamon roll.
by avocadosatlaw April 28, 2015
Self proclaimed GOAT} P4P(pound for pound) not to be confused with G4P boxing 'champion' of the non-existent Underground Boxing Federation. Stars in his own YouTube series of videos where he spars with random people and then selectively edits the video and post it to YouTube as a win, even if he runs away. Most famous for sucker punching Floyd Mayweather Senior and cyber stalking Deontay Wilder until he allegedly threatened Wilder's daughter, at which time Wilder took him to school.
Unlike most internet tough guys he did have one professional fight, with a fighter with a 1-13 record, he lost due to disqualification for spitting his mouth guard out 3 times in 74 seconds.
Opinions vary if he is pulling an Andy Kauffman stunt, mentally ill or on drugs
Unlike most internet tough guys he did have one professional fight, with a fighter with a 1-13 record, he lost due to disqualification for spitting his mouth guard out 3 times in 74 seconds.
Opinions vary if he is pulling an Andy Kauffman stunt, mentally ill or on drugs
Random guy Who is that guy walking around a Las Vegas casino with a Toys r Us belt.
Other Guy That is Charlie Zelenoff he bought that belt for himself,.
Other Guy That is Charlie Zelenoff he bought that belt for himself,.
by sometreehugging liberal May 16, 2016
A medical condition in which someone has a face far too small for their head,common characteristics of this include
small mouth
small nose close to the mouth
eyes close to noes and mouth
being a bit retarded
small mouth
small nose close to the mouth
eyes close to noes and mouth
being a bit retarded
by hjdhgjf November 17, 2019
is a raving mad man who has consumed gallons of alcohol and mounds of cocaine a show dog couldnt jump over. He is a mild mannered lab tech whose makes this Dr Jekyll/Mr Hyde transformation upon this binge. He can be found shooting salad at trashy strip joints, local bars or afterhours at the hardrock casino. He is on a drunken quest to make it rainand will not stop until he has done so or is broke and already gone to amscot. Other than a few chicken wings or an unlucky egg mcmuffin, casino charlie wont eat or sleep for days. He will get all vitamins and nutrients from crown royal, beer, and slutty stripper tit sweat. Loss of cell phone, wallet, keys and even shoes occur during casino charlies rant. He, in his own mind, is a super cool chick magnet often referring to himself as the black jesus. These binges spiral out of control and usually end up with casino charlie in jail, stuck on rail road tracks, in the back of an unknown mexicans pickup truck, the J-spa or in his chamber of silence.
Shawn: wheres Robby ?
Jake: I dunno, havent seen robby in days but casino charlie just drank another 12 pack and is on the way to the J-spa to get a handy !
Jake: I dunno, havent seen robby in days but casino charlie just drank another 12 pack and is on the way to the J-spa to get a handy !
by GIRTH brooks March 31, 2008
A muscle cramp that typically affects the calf muscle, due to sore, tired muscles and a lack of hydration. One of the most ridiculously, painful fucking things that could happen to someone.
He woke up out of a dead sleep with the feeling that the devil himself was wringing his calf muscle dry like a wet rag while nothing he did could stop the ever-increasing pain and misery of this monstrosity called a charlie horse.
by Mrduvwah June 22, 2018
A person with initiative. A self-starter. A person that has juice for opportunities, out in the world trying to make something happen for themselves.
Example: Yo, even in this tight market, that dude's gonna get a job man. He's got some real "Charlie Hustle".
by Shivax 3000 November 28, 2016
Charlie Gillespie is the hottest man on Earth He is also a ghost He is the most talented human on Earth
by Charliegillespie4444 September 30, 2020