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van gogh

A woman who appears to be extremely attractive when observed from a distance. Upon closer examination it is clear to the observer that she is skanky, wrinkly, and/or fat.
Person A: "Gee whiz, that lady over there sure is pretty"
Person B: "Oh no my friend, I checked her out up close. She's a Van Gogh"
Person A: "Fuckin' shit!"
by oaul March 21, 2007
mugGet the van goghmug.

Pop's Van

(n.) The van that the sub-g's pick up their shorties in or do bootleggin' runs in.
"When we take pop's van for a burbsta drive, we get swarmed by the honeys like bees to a hive."
by E-wreckshun December 12, 2003
mugGet the Pop's Vanmug.

Hop the van

1) When someone behaves so crazily, they need to be escorted to the Psychiatric Ward.
2) When you enter an object of transportation and do not pay before exiting.
3) When those that are in your company suddenly begin to mistreat you for no apparent reason.
4) When you are watching T.V. and it suddenly seems that the storyline is based is you.
1) This dude is clocking me so hard, it may be time he hop the van.
2) Last night I got so drunk, I lost my wallet and hopped the van.
3) Due to Danny hopping the van, I went out clubbing last night.
4) Yo, I was watchin' Law and Order last night and I promise you it hopped the van.
by Cheri Hard September 5, 2014
mugGet the Hop the vanmug.

van heath

A kind, handsome man who lives in Benton, Ar. A very smart man, who loves to hunt. He is pro-gun and voted for trump....
"I sure wish I was Van Heath"
by Vantheman#1 December 18, 2016
mugGet the van heathmug.

north van

North van is probably one of the greatest cities to live in, and is better then Vancouver itself and it has a population of about 84,412 people and if you wanna live there prepare for it to get expensive
hey did you see that guy? yea I think he lives in North van
by North van March 16, 2016
mugGet the north vanmug.

van marrum

to break up with a long term boyfriend then proceding to fornicate with everyone in sight
brendan: dude that chick is totally pulling a van marrum on mike
by cum slinger December 2, 2009
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Van-dick

When youve been watching too many Jean-Claude Van Damme movies and you cant help but get up and fire random martial arts moves at who evers watching.
Person 1 Hey look at that guy doing that weird dance...

person 2 Nah hes just been to Universal Soldiers , he's just being a Van-dick
by bennycnz March 30, 2010
mugGet the Van-dickmug.

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