A complete waste of skin and air, has limited social skills and is the ultimate in minimum effort and minimum achievement. Is know to have a BMI that would give the equivalent mass of a small moon. Often uses the alias of Bladezz online and can regularly be found stalking the forums of 4chan searching for fellow neeks and teen to gawp at.
by x427 February 8, 2021

by Truckerboy1993 May 30, 2018

A phrase randomly said from one to another when nothing is happening. Derived from the song I Am the Walrus by The Beatles, although it actually goes "goo goo g'joob".
by Nahotnoj April 27, 2005

"I am the Walrus" refers to the joke the Beatles played on everyone. They stopped playing live, only cut studio albums, and made no public appearances, citing the fact that one of them had died, and they left clues in their songs and album covers.
The Walrus is a symbol of death in England. Paul sings that line, to state that he is the one that died.
If you look at the Abbey Road album cover, it shows Paul as the dead one as well. Harrison is in white, in front, representing God. Lennon comes next, in a suit as the priest. Then comes Paul, barefoot, (you were buried without any shoes). Next comes Ringo in jeans, the gravedigger.
The Walrus is a symbol of death in England. Paul sings that line, to state that he is the one that died.
If you look at the Abbey Road album cover, it shows Paul as the dead one as well. Harrison is in white, in front, representing God. Lennon comes next, in a suit as the priest. Then comes Paul, barefoot, (you were buried without any shoes). Next comes Ringo in jeans, the gravedigger.
by Chops92689 July 29, 2008

I took a chance on a chubby at the bar and before I left the parking lot she was already giving me a slobbery walrus.
by gandergandalf April 15, 2015

The act of smoking two vape carts simultaneously.
It’s called the walrus because the two vape carts look like walrus teeth. Verb: walrusing, walrused
It’s called the walrus because the two vape carts look like walrus teeth. Verb: walrusing, walrused
“Steve is crazy, look at him hitting 2 vape carts.” “Yeah, he’s doing the walrus!”
“i just walrused so hard, I can’t stop coughing.”
“Give me both vapes, I’m gonna go full walrus!”
“i just walrused so hard, I can’t stop coughing.”
“Give me both vapes, I’m gonna go full walrus!”
by Plurman July 4, 2024

That fat girl in the office who thinks she's the smartest most beautiful and hardworking person in the world. When she's not instant messaging her coworker that sits 10 feet away you might find her talking extremely loud on the phone to show everyone how smart she is. She is millennial so she deserves that half and hour morning and afternoon vape break where she bitches about everyone in the office.
That fucking Walrus has been talking on the phone for 30 minutes about her new appartment. What a great use of company time.
by MickeyMouse2233 November 19, 2017
