If ever I should find her:
*I promise to give my time, my word, my hand, my heart, my love, my life.
*I promise to kneel with you, stand by you, walk beside you, lay next to only you.
*I promise "good morning beautiful" and "good night love".
*I promise to listen to your dreams, to support you as you chase your dreams, to celebrate you as you realize your dreams.
*I promise hugs in abundance, kisses in public, snuggles as needed, love as if it is endless.
*I promise breakfast in bed, breakfast in Rome, breakfast by a campfire, breakfast without the clean-up.
*I promise Christmas in July, Valentine's Day everyday, you will be my favorite holiday.
*I promise morning talks to evening walks.
*I promise sunrises holding hands to moonlights holding you close.
*I promise waking to dreams to falling asleep having lived a daydream.
*I promise to do the work, to do my 100 percent, to do what I promised I would do.
*I promise to grow with you, to grow old with you, to grow more in love with you.
*I promise joy in the mundane moments, love in the difficult moments, life in the simple moments.
*I promise joy without end, love without conditions, life without limits.
*I promise you will know you are loved.
*I promise to give my time, my word, my hand, my heart, my love, my life.
*I promise to kneel with you, stand by you, walk beside you, lay next to only you.
*I promise "good morning beautiful" and "good night love".
*I promise to listen to your dreams, to support you as you chase your dreams, to celebrate you as you realize your dreams.
*I promise hugs in abundance, kisses in public, snuggles as needed, love as if it is endless.
*I promise breakfast in bed, breakfast in Rome, breakfast by a campfire, breakfast without the clean-up.
*I promise Christmas in July, Valentine's Day everyday, you will be my favorite holiday.
*I promise morning talks to evening walks.
*I promise sunrises holding hands to moonlights holding you close.
*I promise waking to dreams to falling asleep having lived a daydream.
*I promise to do the work, to do my 100 percent, to do what I promised I would do.
*I promise to grow with you, to grow old with you, to grow more in love with you.
*I promise joy in the mundane moments, love in the difficult moments, life in the simple moments.
*I promise joy without end, love without conditions, life without limits.
*I promise you will know you are loved.
by Aurelius Vicque August 21, 2023
Get the If ever I find her…mug. *sobbing uncontrollably*
by lord of shredded cheese June 27, 2020
Get the ever since martha leftmug. best fucking band ever means that the band in question clearly kicks ass (reffer to 'kick ass' definition if you dont understand)
by mahlsy89 October 27, 2006
Get the best fucking band ever!mug. v. to be out getting drunk on gin. In order to catch the crafty fox from French folklore one must visit drinking holes and order large gins as this is most likely where the gentlemanly vulpine will be found. Of course he is a devious creature and extremely difficult to find so many establishments will have to checked and lots of gin will have to be ordered. The meaning is similar to chasing the dragon. (There is always a risk that while you are rolling around on the floor of some dive enveloped in Mother's Ruin that Monsieur Renard will be at your house seducing your wife) This course of action is highly inadvisable.
"I have a day off tomorrow, it should give me an excellent chance to get on the trail of the ever illusive M.Renard"
by Alistair Drummond February 28, 2005
Get the On the trail of the ever illusive M.Renardmug. 
Broadly speaking - Probably the word 'Cunt' (English language)
The linguistic/written deliverance of the word 'cunt' is unsuitable for an array of circumstances. It's widely considered an explanatory/accessible word that conveys a negative sentiment/connotation towards a given subject. In this sense the literal/descriptive (female genitalia) functionality of the word is often secondary. Its use can almost systematically cause offence/animosity between parties.
It's the last word i'd choose/desire to use when addressing my mother. She'd be terribly offended.
The linguistic/written deliverance of the word 'cunt' is unsuitable for an array of circumstances. It's widely considered an explanatory/accessible word that conveys a negative sentiment/connotation towards a given subject. In this sense the literal/descriptive (female genitalia) functionality of the word is often secondary. Its use can almost systematically cause offence/animosity between parties.
It's the last word i'd choose/desire to use when addressing my mother. She'd be terribly offended.
most offensive word ever?
Example -
A. "Cunt". - (utilised in its basic singular form can cause arbitrary offence. /// To express general dissatisfaction when confronted with or applied to an individual/group/situation/thing.
It's conceivably the most offensive word you'd use to describe a 'toilet'. Or alternatively/broadly... when used vaguely as an aggressive slang word.
Example -
A. "Where's ya cunt? I need a massive cunt". (rough translation - "Where might I find a toilet facility? I must relieve myself immediately'.)
B. "You got a cunter I can shit down?" (alternative toilet related expression)
Example -
A. "Cunt". - (utilised in its basic singular form can cause arbitrary offence. /// To express general dissatisfaction when confronted with or applied to an individual/group/situation/thing.
It's conceivably the most offensive word you'd use to describe a 'toilet'. Or alternatively/broadly... when used vaguely as an aggressive slang word.
Example -
A. "Where's ya cunt? I need a massive cunt". (rough translation - "Where might I find a toilet facility? I must relieve myself immediately'.)
B. "You got a cunter I can shit down?" (alternative toilet related expression)
by B. Steptoe November 24, 2013
Get the most offensive word evermug. The Rolling Stones. No questions about it. They've been rocking hard for 44 years-some good bands fail to last 7 months- with very few exceptions, each album has passed their standards perfectly, and they still put on a sweet live show. There are bands I prefer (Guns n' Roses, Aerosmith, AC/DC), but GNR essentially broke up after 5 albums, only 4 of which featured original songs, and Aerosmith and AC/DC wouldn't exist if it weren't for the Stones. Great musicians, inspiration for many, still rocking after all these years... that wins in my book.
by wrestlingfreak September 20, 2006
Get the best band evermug.