Steaming Hulk

One of the worst presents that one can give/receive in a public bathroom. The massive doody is dark green with the remnants of a healthy diet. Upon contact with the toilet water, this hot dropping initiates plenty of water vapor. It's best not to flush; flushing only makes it angrier...

Clese: "Yo, weren't you going to the bathroom?"
Langston: "No way! There was a steaming hulk in there!"

by Badoge May 17, 2016

clean and steam

When someone shits on your chest in a circular motion

Hey dude i had the best clean and steam last night. It was so warm and soft.

by Dan.k May 8, 2014

Steam Bomb

Taking a shit while your wife/girlfriend is in the shower.

Dude, I had to take a shit so bad but Katie was in the shower. So, I just steam bombed her and dealt with the repercussions.

by PhilopeanTubes July 30, 2016

Steaming the cheese

Warming up of the white "cheese" under the foreskin of a male during foreplay.

Hey honey, want to come over and steam the cheese tonight?
Steaming the cheese before we have sex.

by NotDaveOrMike January 2, 2022

Steam Tunneling

Farting under the covers and using a knee and elbow to direct the exhaust to your partners face when they are above the covers. Similar to a Dutch oven.

The best way to air out a fart in bed is by steam tunneling

by TheBrasky May 16, 2019

Steam-clean

Bending over and spreading your butt cheeks in a hot shower to rinse out your butthole & crack.

You can toss my salad, I did a steam-clean earlier today.

by SBtay December 31, 2016

Steaming- Continental

A large orgy on a commercial airline, in which the females are lifted off the ground by two male partners and are penetrated in any orphals that are available.

Steaming- Continental

by Channey'slightsaber June 29, 2009