ron's steak house

another name for mc donalds. as in ronald mcdonald.

"so who wants to hit up ron's steak house today?"

by nagemeroom November 20, 2011

Baldie's Steak Night

Baldie, the pointless homosexual, believes that eating steak once a week will transform him from a pathetic anorexic runt into a he-man with arms the size of Schwarzenegger's chest. Equally bizarrely the hairless twat believes the weekly steak will have a greater bodybuilding effect if consumed on a Friday. Thus, Friday night is Baldie's Steak Night.

Don't go in the kitchen, that gay cunt's in there.

I know. Its Friday. Baldie's Steak Night.

by Twaggy Smidgekin October 20, 2010

Steak and BJ Day

A holiday for men that falls on March 14.

The official website (steakandbj.org) says that since Valentine's Day is really a holiday for women, there should be a special day for men. Most men don't want roses or stuffed animals. Men like steak and blowjobs. If the man treats his woman good on Valentine's Day, then she should treat him good on March 14 by giving him the 2 things men enjoy: a steak and a BJ.

Jill: Remember when you spoiled me on Valentine's Day and made me feel special?

Jack: Yes.

Jill: Today is March 14, which is Steak and BJ Day. I made you a delicious steak, and later you're getting an awesome blowjob.

by Urban Guru March 14, 2015

Seattle Cheese Steak

A vagina after sexual intercourse where Cheese Whiz has been used as lubricant.

We did some experimenting in the bedroom last night and she ended up with a Seattle Cheese Steak

by bestfuckever April 1, 2011

Steak and Pussy Day

It is the day when your girlfriend or partner makes you steak for dinner then gives you some pussy later. Pussy can mean sex, eating out, or anything involving it.

This day only happens once a year on February 21st.

Zack: Hey John what day is it
John: Oh it’s steak and pussy day
Zack: Oh shit I almost forgot

John: Yeah my girlfriend is cooking me steak right now!

by The last God March 15, 2021

Steak and Blowjob Day

According to the holiday's official website (steakandbj.org), Valentine's Day is a holiday created by greeting card companies, and that day is devoted to women. To be fair, there should be a special day for men to enjoy what they like. What do men like? Steak and blowjobs.

If a man treats his woman special on Valentine's Day, then she will treat him special a month later on March 14. Since men don't want flowers or teddy bears, his special day consists of a steak and a blowjob.

Sally: Do you know what today is?

Harry: March 14. Steak and Blowjob Day.

Sally: Yes. Since you made me feel special on Valentine's Day, it is time to put your meat on my grill.

by Urban Guru March 14, 2015

Powdered tube steak

Cocaine on top of a penis. Usually presented as a birthday present to an undergrad student.

Would you like a powdered tube steak?

by Danjazone November 29, 2019