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Skip school day

December 4th is national skip school day, the teachers can’t get us in trouble if the whole school was off, so remember everyone skip school on December 4th!!
“Hey Eilidh, are you going to school tomorrow
“No Kacey, tomorrow is skip school day, nobody will be there”
by Secret penis worker December 3, 2019
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Skip-me

The polar opposite of a pick-me.
A person who's extremely humble, selfless and down-to-earth to the point where it's straight-up irritating. Like, stop being such a sweetheart.
"happy birthday pookie <33 Here's ur gift. Hope u like it"
"NAHHH PLEASE NOOO I DON'T DESERVE IT. IT'S OKAY IT'S FINE HOMIE."
"but it's ur bday, I'll be a wa-"
"PLEAAASEEE YOU HAVE IT THANK YOU SO MUCH BUT NO THANK YOU I LITERALLY INSIST 😭"

"Don't be a skip-me you prehistoric piece of meatloaf"
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House Skipping

Going to multiple friends houses in a row when you only supposed to be at one friends house
Or going to a different place then you said
I just called Emma, jess isn’t at her house like she said,

Oh she must be house skipping
by awkwardpanda2003 September 20, 2018
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Skip under a rainbow

Your going to KYS
Wyd today

I’m going to skip under a rainbow
by Willysniffer June 14, 2022
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Skip Dweller

Someone who rummages through 'skips' (aka dumpsters) for useful items. Can also be used to refer to anyone who looks through a pile of discarded material for hidden treasures. Shortened sometimes to 'Skippy'.
(to someone looking thru a pile of someone else's garbage)
"Come on Jack, stop being a skip dweller."
"Find anything good, Skippy?"
by Pappa Ratzi September 7, 2003
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two skip

Two skip is the short form of “two more runs and skip the last” as it is widely believed that calling the last run of the day is bad luck. This is a popular phrase in ski culture.
"Yo, you wanna two skip it down to the base?” “Two skip is my favorite ski brand.”
by TwoSkip January 20, 2024
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Skip Issue

A term originating from the world of motorsports, specifically associated with the Skip Barber race car, a notoriously tricky and challenging vehicle to drive. A "skip issue" refers to a specific skill issue faced by drivers who struggle to handle the Skip Barber car with finesse and control.
Person A: "Man, I thought I was a good driver until I tried racing the Skip Barber. It's so hard to keep it from spinning out!"

Person B: "Yeah, it's not for everyone. If you can't handle it, you might have a skip issue. It takes a lot of practice and precision to tame that beast."
by sirronxela August 7, 2023
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