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jess shave

jess shave is very small she likes to drink all the time sometimes she is a lesbian not a surprise as her favourite number is 15:) watch out for jess she might sit on u and u can’t get up
by youmumhaha777 March 3, 2022
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shaved meat

I was on the shitter manscaping and then i shaved meat. Boi did that hurt.
by El_chopo June 30, 2021
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Murphy's Law of shaving

You can wait 'n' wait till clear into mid-May to trim off your itchy bushy Santa-Claus winter beard and you'll have nuthin' but sweltering-skinned moderate-temperature days all along, but if you "break out da Norelco" at any point during dat period, da weather will immediately turn frigid and blustery again, and then you'll have chilly-cheeks syndrome for an entire month!
One good way to minimize da "Murphy's Law of shaving" debacle is to simply wait till da end of March to "mow da lawn" --- dat way, you'll not be so likely to needlessly suffer from extra-warm weather-temps' making your chin and jowls feel like they're inside a blast-furnace, but on da other hand, it will minimize da chances of "freezin' yer face off", too, since there are seldom any significant cold snaps later than three months into da new year.
by QuacksO March 15, 2025
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Dry Shave

Sometimes also known as a Dutch Rub. When one person, usually a male, puts another and most often smaller male in a headlock and then proceeds to rub his knuckles rapidly across the other's scalp with the usual intention of humiliating his victim.
He made fun of me for writing poetry, so I waited until his close friends were present and I gave him a dry shave.
by BigSick March 21, 2022
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Shaving the rasin

When the head of ones penis misses the mark and is scraped against pubes on the outer rim of the target.
I was going for a poke but ended up shaving the rasin.
by Salo120 December 22, 2010
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Shaving Propaganda

When retard women think that not shaving is powerful and defeating the patriarchy
Retard: I see you're falling for the man's shaving Propaganda.
by Sex Slave 277 May 26, 2025
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shave

Don't forget to sleep
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And please don't die before i shave your head.
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by Krkič May 2, 2019
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