Shaving the Pitchfork

A sexual term regarding sex which involves triple penetration (anal, vaginal, & oral) with exceptionally small orifices.

I saw a porn with Bridget the Midget taking on three hung pricks at the same time. Talk about shaving the pitchfork!

by ManChildSyndrome October 30, 2015

Jess shave

a girl who gets drunk every weekend and her favourite number is 15 she also is a lesbian some times depending on the mood she’s in.

Jess shave is amazing because her favourite number is 15

by youmumhaha777 March 3, 2022

shave regret

The feeling of regret after you shave off your beard and realize it was the source of your attractiveness and you look way worse without it.

Often occurs when shaving to kick off Movember.

As I gazed at my new baby face in the mirror I was filled with shave regret.

by vanbarbecue November 1, 2017

I shaved my head

A got a new curly sew-in 😋

Becky: Gurllllll I shaved my head !!

Rachel: ohhh yes you did, that 14inch Jheri curl is to die for

by Reniii January 1, 2024

French shave

When a woman slaps her extremely long pubic hair in her arm pits and vaginal region with a baguette.

Daughter: mom don’t eat that baguette. I French shaved this morning. I owe ya

by Shady bunch January 13, 2020

If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard

Da "parody on da cake-baking saying" remark dat you smilingly say to a cute chick whom you've unexpectedly met somewhere, and you are savoringly pressing her soft warm palms against yer fuzzy cheeks.

I always love joking around about, "If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard" wif pretty girls whom I befriend; said humorous remark always gets da biggest amused giggle-fits outta dem.

by QuacksO October 22, 2023

shave your balls

(to, used as a verb), this phrase is said to someone who is doing something meaningless, retarded and idiotic (not to mention potentially dangerous) and they are intelligent enough to know better.

a father comes home from work; his son is in his room shaving the hair off his own balls.

Father: son, you idiot, what are you doing? is this f-sag? i didn't tell you how to, or teach you, to shave your balls. Pigs don't fly.

Son: dad, this is not f-sag. yesterday after class, we went to her house and I had sex with my girlfriend Anna and when she gave me a blowjob and got to my balls, she complained how hairy they were. And yes dad, pigs do, and will, fly, if I deem it appropriate to attach balloons to them.

Father: so okay this is not f-sag, but roflmao anyways.

by Sexydimma May 4, 2012