Shaving money

Admission of being another gullible marketing statistic of Gillette with no intention of changing.

From when you received the mac3 razor for free in the mail upon turning 18, going on to spend ass-loads on razors for the rest of your life.

"Honey please, were on a budget, can you please not pay $15 for 3 razor blades this time?"

"what the hell is a matter with you, I got the razor for free, I'm shaving money"

by Clean breaker April 23, 2009

meat shaving

when a man shaves another mans rod for him

antonio was meat shaving josh, when josh's boyfriend merv walked in, merv then stomped josh's ass and now are on non speaking terms.

by h00d rich March 2, 2007

bag shave

balls to razor. abuse this word like jew and noob. i claim this word, PaperEggs unofficially owns this!

xfire - garoodude

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omg what a bag shave

u need a bag shave

ur mom gave me a bag shave last night

by [Paper]Eggs January 1, 2009

Shave The Sheep

A traditional term used by a small group of people of a certain community, formal, for using an artifact that grasps the capability to grind a certain plant, which is oftenly inhaled in the form of smoking.

Excuse me, you charge a roach, and you shave the sheep!

by Kill The Scene. February 26, 2009

Shaved Manariliti

1.Usually used as an insult to offend another person (AKA Siblings), refering them to a shaved Manatee cross Gorilla. Also is a rare animal that is created when a Manatee and Gorilla mate (not a pretty site).

Haha you look like a Shaved Manariliti!

The Shaved Manariliti feeds on the that it has stored everywhere on its body

by Deisel72 January 24, 2009

Shave the baby

Business buzzword - Meaning to streamline something as much as possible.

On this project we really need to shave the baby

by biggianteggman February 12, 2009

have a shave you flabby bitch

What somebody says when a flabby bitch needs some fat shaved...

Somebody: Have a shave you flabby bitch
*Flabby Bitch gets fat shaved*

by Flabby Bitch February 17, 2014