When Dad won’t let you use the car for a date so you shoot a load on your sister’s face while she sleeps. Then place your Father’s eyeglasses and underwear next to your sister’s sleeping body so she will wake and blame your Father!!
My Dad cock blocked me from a date with the school slut; so planting the seed seemed like a good way to get back at him..
by Markymark29 June 23, 2022
Get the Planting the seed mug.Obtained from a non-swear insult generator, an incongruous pumpkin seed is someone that doesn't fit in due to being small and wide. Like a pumpkin seed.
Me: "You're such an incongruous pumpkin seed."
Incongruous Pumpkin Seed: "That's not true! My mother says I am very congruent..."
Incongruous Pumpkin Seed: "That's not true! My mother says I am very congruent..."
by NotSnappo July 31, 2022
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The large and prickly balls or testicles of a human male. One that hasn’t been in contact with a razor for a very long time. The strands of hairs represents the spikes on the seed of a golden apple fruit.
by Pcw July 2, 2023
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The CCP gave Hunter Biden's LCC which produces nothing "good faith seed money" for nothing in return.
by Bandet July 24, 2023
Get the Good Faith Seed Money mug.When a male is trying to impress or show off to his baby-momma how manly he is, mostly in a slimy or inappropriate way.
by dustbin August 26, 2023
Get the Popped a seed in ye mug.Giant peice of poo.never been more disgusted in my life to look a someone.he is so fat it takes him a year to spin 360 degrees his flab’s are bigger than him. As we’re talking he is eating honey but Cheerios and drinking Red Bull he is so incredibly fat
by Professor not November 17, 2018
Get the reed in a seed mug.Reed in a seed is the fattest person ive ever seen he has so many flab’s that he lives in America but his belly button reaches Asia
His flab’s Are taller than the burj kalifa and he weighs more than the statue of liberty
His flab’s Are taller than the burj kalifa and he weighs more than the statue of liberty
by Professor not November 17, 2018
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