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sexual stealing

When a random sexual partner finishes the act of intercourse , waits for you to fall asleep then begins to rob your house/apartment.
You: Yeah Bro I brought this girl back from the club last night , but when I woke up all of my shit was gone.
Friend: damn bro she did some serious sexual stealing
by Super_Soaker53 November 14, 2017
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Stadium Seating

A sexual act similar to a blumpkin in which one dude craps in the top tank of the toilet while a second craps in the bowl of the toilet. The dude crapping in the top tank receives a blowjob while the girl is riding the dude crapping in the bowl of the toilet.
Me and my buddy got stadium seating from that dirty skank Becky
by *construction noises* May 24, 2018
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bike stealing day

It's on June 20th that everybody is allowed to steal bikes
Hey let's be like the polish and steal some bikes, on bike stealing day
by Bikestealer27 June 20, 2018
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savage selling

The act of typing the price of something you brought at a garage sale into a inflation calculator and the date it was made, getting the price, and selling that same object for that price.
Ah, the sweet smell of savage selling!
by Shocken 2 November 18, 2018
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Double Seating

When one person sits on the toilet (usually a man) and takes a shit, while at the same time a man or woman sits on their lap and shits through their legs.
“There’s only one toilet, we’ll have to start double seating
by Gram gram June 3, 2019
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no stealing september

you can’t steal anything from a store or anyone so y’all better get ready😎
Bob:yo imma go rob this store

Joe: didn’t you hear it’s no stealing september
by thatkid-milez December 3, 2019
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Sign stealing scandal

A diversion for some of the elite to keep people focused on baseball scandals instead of the people who are taking their (the fans) money.
The sign stealing scandal got the attention of a lot of people, it distracted them from what the elite who are not part of any sports organization were doing with their money, and with their own time.
by Solid Mantis February 10, 2020
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