The poop scale is a system to determine the type of your poop. The poop is ranked with a number from 1 to 10. 5 is your average, everyday, healthy poop. 1 is poop with the same density as tea and 10 is poop that has to be taken out by a surgeon. There is also the very rare case were a poop gets the grade 11. If you reach that spot you will see a sharp white light in the end of a long tunnel.
- "How was it?"
- "I think it was about 4 on the poop scale!"
- "Nice, but personally I prefer a good 7.5'er."
- "Yeah, me too... But you can't have it all can you?"
- "I think it was about 4 on the poop scale!"
- "Nice, but personally I prefer a good 7.5'er."
- "Yeah, me too... But you can't have it all can you?"
by Bjørn Grathwohl July 14, 2006
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On one end of the range a PRUDE would be classified as an 'H1'.
On the other end, an 'H4' would be someone who constantly thinks, talks and acts in the sexual domain.
On one end of the range a PRUDE would be classified as an 'H1'.
On the other end, an 'H4' would be someone who constantly thinks, talks and acts in the sexual domain.
Katia: Wow, did you see his body? Tiiight for sure!
Lania: Yeah but I heard he's not into putting it to good use. He's H1 on the H Scale.
Katia: Damn, a real shame cuz I'm SOO horny. What I need NOW is some hot H4!
Lania: Yeah but I heard he's not into putting it to good use. He's H1 on the H Scale.
Katia: Damn, a real shame cuz I'm SOO horny. What I need NOW is some hot H4!
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The scale used to determine the physical attractiveness of another person. Can also include personality, but let's face it, not usually.
Guy 1: hey did you see that girl? She's a total 10 on a 1-10 scale
Guy 2: you know it bro, just got her number
Guy 2: you know it bro, just got her number
by Karab okama September 17, 2016
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#1: Okay, what's next?
#2: Secret of Mana, SNES game circa late '93.
#1: Let's start measuring.
Minutes pass.
#1: My God, man, I haven't seen a reading like this on the Moll Scale since someone ironically gifted Star Trek: Generations to Golden Globe-nominated actor Malcolm McDowell!
#1: Okay, what's next?
#2: Secret of Mana, SNES game circa late '93.
#1: Let's start measuring.
Minutes pass.
#1: My God, man, I haven't seen a reading like this on the Moll Scale since someone ironically gifted Star Trek: Generations to Golden Globe-nominated actor Malcolm McDowell!
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Bob passed gas and left the room quickly, leaving Mary to be his scapefart.
Bob! That was the last straw! You scapefarted me in front of the guests! I'm leaving you!
Bob! That was the last straw! You scapefarted me in front of the guests! I'm leaving you!
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