A person who is extremely nice to you until you get to know them and you realize that they are secretly a cunt.
Everyone thinks they are so awesome and so do you even though you don't want to .
Everyone thinks they are so awesome and so do you even though you don't want to .
I fell for this girl then I realized that she was a secret cunt .. But no one believes me cause she's so damn secretive about her cuntness .
by pineapplefaith October 1, 2014
Get the Secret cuntmug. When your bigger brother/ sister hides something on the top shelf and you don't know what it is because you're too short to see it.
by Psevo nim July 20, 2017
Get the Top secretmug. who ever came up with secrets basel is rlly hot and smart. Everyone totally wants to be their friend.
by secrets basel November 22, 2021
Get the secrets baselmug. Someone who secretly likes Taylor Swift and hides their admiration as to not invoke harsh comments by their peers.
Guy 1: "So what kind of music are you in to?"
Guy 2: "Mostly country, Toby Keith, Brad Paisley, Taylor Swift, along those lines."
Guy 1: "Did you just say Taylor Swift?"
Guy 2: "No! I mean't Johnny Cash! Sheez did you think I was some kind of Secret Swifter?"
Guy 2: "Mostly country, Toby Keith, Brad Paisley, Taylor Swift, along those lines."
Guy 1: "Did you just say Taylor Swift?"
Guy 2: "No! I mean't Johnny Cash! Sheez did you think I was some kind of Secret Swifter?"
by Mindistortion November 18, 2011
Get the Secret Swiftermug. by ilovexiaoandonlyxiao October 11, 2021
Get the avnis secretsmug. Yo bro that braids glasses guy is so in love with that girl but he calls her his best friend. He's a secret simp. What a legend.
by Mugiwara no Ichi April 5, 2021
Get the secret simpmug. by Sheikhar_bhuti February 17, 2022
Get the Secret chummug.