Russell

Noun: one who eats peculiar objects as a freak show to earn a living.

Verb: ("to pull a russell") to walk into a classroom with your penis hanging out of your fly as a result of poor zipper planning and not wearing underwear.

"Oh man, I pulled a Russell yesterday! It was the worst feeling ever!" or "I gave that Russell four bucks for eating a snake's head."

by Pat Rutz July 16, 2008

Russell

a person with an extremly large left foot

"wow, that person a russell foot!"

by Jessica + Russell<3 January 30, 2009

Jack russel terrier

The speaker of the house for the Weak Beagle Committeem, right hand man of the beagle...he will make you his bitch and give you a hot lunch if you speak poorly of the beagle

The dog from fraiser...Weak jack russell

by The Beagle March 14, 2005

russel county

A county that is usaually full of whores.Had the highest pregnecy rate in ky at one point.Is rivals with the amazing Adair county.

Ew did you see that whore from russel county.

by Randomgurl555 March 27, 2015

Russel Crowe

A yobo but a top bloke nonetheless because he likes to sink piss and run amok.

Russel Crowe may be a yobo, but he'd kick your arse 'cause you're a whiny little bitch and he's a hard-arse. Get me a phone to throw at this knob-toucher.

Russel Crowe in Romper Stomper is one bad-arse mother fucker.

by King Ink April 12, 2006

russell langton

A slang term used when some1 gets killed while testing an ejector seat in the back garden. Also russell langton is a disturbed child who enjoys wearing womens underwear while making out with navdeep.

shit man .. that russell langton was nasty

by Lurch January 14, 2005

Russell

Has all the connections with the teachers but fails tests with a point below passing

Student 1: Did you hear that Russell failed the algebra regents with a 64?
Student 2: Feelsbadman, but I got a 66!!?!?!?!?

by Atoms13 January 26, 2017