roof

someone who is ugly, stupid, and annoying.

oh my god, sol is being such a fucking roof today.

by ifurseeingthissay November 9, 2021

roof

A contraction of rip and oof. Can also be written as rooft for extra effect.

Someone says something out of the ordinary or otherwise. One might respond with "roof"

by Juni.J November 6, 2019

roof

to be roof is to be rude.
to be extremely roof is ceiling.

person: *:why are you being so roof to me!?!?!?!"*

person #2: *"sorr"*
person #2 again: *"please forgib 🙏"*

by gaboey May 18, 2021

Roof Toss

A game that involves throwing people off a roof. The bigger your splatter effect is the more points you get. You can also get points by tossing them into or in front of a moving car and other various object that make the landing more funny.

Hey jake lets go down to brooklyn and play a few rounds of roof toss.

by Hahb Shoge January 31, 2024

It's just a roof-rack

What you realize with relief when you thought dat there might have been a cop-car behind/ahead of you.

Regardless of whether "it's just a roof-rack" on a particular car dat's in your vicinity, you should still always be diligent about obeying da traffic laws --- not only should you do so in any case, but you also never know where da fuzz is gonna be at any given time.

by QuacksO April 5, 2025

roof bear

A smaller bear that make their way into your home through your roof

My wife was scared because she thought she heard a roof bear

by D Anny September 8, 2021

No roof access

Signs that may appears in the stair ways. This means you cannot get to the top of building through normal ways.
TRY TO CLIMB UP THE WALLS.

J: No roof access in this stairs. Can't we find a way to the top and shoot some fireworks?
B: Climb up the wall then.
J: Never.

by DDDooordddy November 15, 2018