textual relationship

A person with whom you've exchanged cel phone numbers, but you never actually hang out, you just text each other occasionally.

She: Hey, I just got a text from Rajeev, remember when we met him at the park last year?

He: Yeah, you guys still hanging out?

She: Still? We haven't seen each other since we met - it seems we have a purely textual relationship.

by Bump Rider July 3, 2009

guntruck relationship

not to be confused with guntruck it is a term used to describe the ralationship for a group of friends, any gender, that are so close as to give their lives for one another. comes from the military tale of the brave, selfless man that threw himself on a grenade to save his buddies on a guntruck.

Lance: i've realized something, i'd give my life for you guys if it came down to it
Chris: so, we have a guntruck relationship?
Lance: yeah, we do,
Chelsea: good, you're deaths won't be in vain
Lance and Chris: What?
Chelsea; nothing

by Lance Brown January 6, 2009

Textual Relationship

A text (or any electronic device) based relationship in which Geoff is infinitely cooler than Eman, regardless of her claims of superiority.

Despite her denial and views of reality, Sally knew in her heart that Bob was the one wearing the pants in their textual relationship.

by The United State Word Czar November 12, 2012

Unicode relationship

The modern and technically correct form of "ASCII relationship". Describes a relationship where communication between two parties exists solely in the electronic form. The forms of communication are primarily text messages and posts from social media sites, but extend to e-mail and other various electronic forms of communication.

The magic we use to share has disappeared and now we just have an Unicode relationship.

Things never went further than an Unicode relationship

by c0pp3rt0p October 20, 2010

relationship euthanasia

When a friend cockblocks you ending your relationship that was doomed to fail. Usually the cockblocker doesn't have to try hard.

If shes going to dump you now then she would've dumped you later. So here's some relationship euthanasia to put you out of your misery or your girlfriends misery.

by AlphaMail January 8, 2010

Pending relationship

When he/she has expressed their feelings to each other but one isn’t ready. In other words (Relationship Pending) This is often used as another word for the talking stage.

Ex:

•Me and Lucy’s relationship is pending.
• Sarah told me we are in a Pending Relationship.

by V🖤 October 3, 2021

Swimsuit Relationship

A Relationship that forms usually in high school after one party sees the other in a somewhat revealing swimsuit.

I thought that kyle hated stacy, I never thought that they would go out." "Dude, It's just a swimsuit relationship.

by Oberservent June 14, 2010