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Pesto Pubes

When a girl pisses and shits on your pubes, giving your pubes a nice pesto relish.
Jenifer gave me Pesto Pubes last night .
by Boner Forest February 20, 2018
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Pube Pass

(Verb) the action of cradling your nut sack in the palm of your right hand just prior to a meeting, so that the smell of your balls is transferred to the hand of an unsuspecting recipient during a casual handshake.

It is not necessary to actually pass the recipient a physical pube during the move, however if you can pull off leaving one of your pubes unnoticed and stuck to the recipiebt's hand you must accumulate a score of no less than 9 out of 10 even from the Russian judge.
Mother fucker! I can tell by the smirk on your face you.pulled off a pube pass at the meeting with the lawyer.
by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020
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Rubik’s pubes

When your pubic hair becomes so tangled and knotted it becomes painful to walk and nearly impossible to solve the puzzle of untangling them.
Hey Bruv, you’re grimacing every time you stand up or take a step. Have you got rubik’s pubes? I usually down a bottle of scotch then get my missus to rub some conditioner into them and softly comb them.
by Nuphagus December 11, 2019
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Pube Plucking

when you pick pubes that get stuck in your dick hole
last night I to do some major pube plucking
by MrPhatkok May 11, 2020
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Pube Monster

The term Pube Monster is used in association with a shower or general plug hole which is filled with wiry hair most likely from from the pubic region of a large beast/monster. While the likelihood of a beast/monster taking a shower in your house is slim, the sheer mass of hair plugging the hole strongly points in the direction of this....or a person who needs to shave their bush.
Holy moly! Looks like the pube monster has his the shower again!

Why can't the friggin pube monster use a different shower or just buy a bloody razor and give her bush a shave!

Jeremy: Hey dude, do you know Heleena?
Fred: Oh shit man, yeah I do! She's that damn pube monster!
by TommyP88 November 22, 2011
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Peek-a-Pube

A comment referring to the scandalous and provocative clothing worn by a skanky female.
Dang, Gina! Did you see her outfit? The skirt is so short she's gonna peek-a-pube!
by Tina_Cakes May 15, 2015
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Pube Eater

One who eats another's pubic hairs.
Joe was having sex with Frank all night! He ate his pubes. What a Pube Eater!
by Ricky B May 13, 2005
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