Mid Poisoning

What happens when you smoke too much mid

Me, on the phone: "Yo Justin are you coming over?"
Justin: "Nah bro, i got mid poisoning"

by Brad Ricketts Likes Big Cocks December 13, 2019

Colonial-poisoned

Colonial-poisoned: A worldview shaped by colonial ideologies like white supremacy, patriarchy, and capitalism. Often unexamined and rooted in cishet, Western norms.

1. Brad is so colonial-poisoned that he can't fathom a world where everyone is equal.

by Thespian529 July 28, 2025

Poisoning the algorithm

When you like a specific part of something that's not a normal interest, so you add it into your set, then the system gives results that aren't exactly your cup of tea.

I really like this one song by insert band name you don't normally like, but I hope it won't end up poisoning the algorithm.

by Sakuraia April 12, 2023

Poison

A green and white tiger who tries to be very mean but fails horribly

hello poison. how are you

by Sun1704 May 30, 2019

Poisoned Rat Munting

An action where 1 person proceeds to poison and kill a rat and then proceededs to munt on the rats dead corpse to get the biggest high of their life

Hey Eli I found the Dead poisoned rat want to got Poisoned rat munting?!

by Mr. Rat Gooner December 12, 2024

fungal poisoning

the disease commonly associated with contact with mushrooms. there have only been one case. death is imminent.

there is a single possible cure. kiss the feet of a baby-on-a-leash and throw feces at a siberian monkey. then apologize to melissa =

*throws mushroom at melissa* ~jonathan

"haye, you're gonna get fungal poisoning because you touched that shroom!" ~melissa

"well you are too then!" ~jonathan

"nuh-uh, i'm immune cuz i'm tough" ~melissa

by xbrianpx October 27, 2008

Michigan Poisoning

when you get done with your 3rd side hoe and need a drink but you live in flint

Person 1: dies*
Person 2: bro why
Ghost of person 1: bro its that Michigan Poisoning

by i r 638h2ceidy2fw September 4, 2021