A sexual act where a person is penetrated by a the headstock of a guitar, usually the person is lying on the ground with their legs over their chest so that the guitar can be driven straight down into them hence the "piledriver" term.
So I stole my ex-boyfriend's guitar and had my new boyfriend give me a Van Halen Piledriver with it, that'll show him to be a dick
by GHSteve October 7, 2010
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Dude 1: "Hey did you hear I was laying some pipe doggie style with Susie last night?"
Dude 2: "No way I have wanted to hit that for months now."
Dude 2: "No way I have wanted to hit that for months now."
by Excelsior0509 December 12, 2007
Get the Laying Some Pipe mug.During times of pandemic, the common flu is known as Piglet Flu. While less deadly than Swine Flu it still makes you feel like shit. However, because it is not infamous like swine flu you get no respect from having it. So you feel like crap and no one gives a damn because you don't have h1n1.
Doctor: How do you feel.
Patient: Like shit.
Doctor: Well the tests came back, you don't have swine flu. So get the hell out you lazy good for nothing bastard. Come back with a real illness.
Patient (as he is thrown out) But i really do have the flu. Even if it is only piglet flu.
Patient: Like shit.
Doctor: Well the tests came back, you don't have swine flu. So get the hell out you lazy good for nothing bastard. Come back with a real illness.
Patient (as he is thrown out) But i really do have the flu. Even if it is only piglet flu.
by Kaiser123 May 5, 2009
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by Rico S. Uave January 5, 2006
Get the Hard Pipe Hittin' Nigga mug.Quotation originally by Andre Malraux - French Historian, Novelist and Statesman, 1901-1976. Wrote "The Human Condition" (1933), fought for the French resistance in World War II.
by Den' September 4, 2008
Get the a miserable little pile of secrets mug.The sneaky one exclaimed "hey youz guyzez, do everything forz me sozez I don't lookz like a grande turd."
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