pinocchio 69

When you 69 like Pinocchio and mistake your nose for a hose.

Then, tell a lie. It grows bigger and bigger until you blow your wad and collapse like a puppet then scream "oh no, my nose is dripping like my hose"

I just wanted to do a 69 with Doug but he insisted we Pinocchio 69.

Well wouldn't you know, no tissues.

What a fucking mess!!!

by Crotch pheasant June 22, 2014

pimor

a Hebrew adjective/noun of my invention, pronounced peemohr, (פימור in Hebrew), meaning something as gruesome (adjective) as a genetic cross between an elephant (פִּיל in Hebrew) and a donkey (חמור in Hebrew). As a noun it would offensively denote a person who behaves like a genetic cross between an elephant and a donkey and has, seemingly, no manners, none whatsoever.

The word pimor is actually an amalgamation of the Hebrew words פִּיל (elephant in English) and חמור (donkey in English)

by Sexydimma July 7, 2014

piñoed

The act of being entirely intoxicated due to alcohol abuse. Sometimes engaged by drinking piños.

I drank so much tonight, I'm piñoed, man.

by typhys July 16, 2014

Pinocchio Hipster

Someone who is in the state of being "basic", or is classified as such, yet longs to be a "hipster." Like Pinocchio longed to be a real boy, these Pinocchio-Hipsters long to be real hipsters. Yet no matter how hard they try, how hard they grunge, or how tight their jeans are... they are doomed to be "basic," forever.

Cate longed to become hipster, but she was basic to the core. Like a giraffe in a duck costume, this Pinocchio Hipster wasn't fooling anyone.

by dontcallmeredscarfranks July 18, 2014

pimor

a Hebrew noun/adjective of my invention, pronounced peemoh'r, (פימור in Hebrew), meaning something as gruesome (adjective) as a genetic cross between an elephant (פִּיל in Hebrew) and a donkey (חמור in Hebrew).

As a noun it would offensively denote a person who behaves like a genetic cross between an elephant and a donkey and has, seemingly, no manners, none whatsoever.

The word pimor is actually an amalgamation of the Hebrew words פִּיל (elephant in English) and חמור (donkey in English). Pimor, what exactly are you doing?

by Sexydimma October 11, 2014

pimor

a Hebrew noun/adjective of my invention, pronounced peemoh'r, (פימור in Hebrew), meaning

a ) (adjective) something as gruesome as a genetic cross between an elephant (פִּיל in Hebrew) and a donkey (חמור in Hebrew).

b) (noun) offensively denotes a person who behaves like a genetic cross between an elephant and a donkey and has, seemingly, no manners none whatsoever.

The word pimor is actually an amalgamation of the Hebrew words פִּיל (elephant in English) and חמור (donkey in English). Pimor, what exactly are you doing?

by Sexydimma January 4, 2015

pimor

an amalgamation of the Hebrew words פִּיל (elephant in English) and חמור (donkey in English), pronounced pronounced peemoh'r, (פימור in Hebrew),

a ) (adjective) something as gruesome as a genetic cross between an elephant (פִּיל in Hebrew) and a donkey (חמור in Hebrew).

b) (noun) offensively denotes a person who behaves like a genetic cross between an elephant and a donkey, and has, seemingly, no manners none whatsoever.

Pimor, what exactly are you doing?

by Sexydimma April 13, 2015