chat lag

when you're in a chat room and it freezes so it looks like no one's talking, and suddenly you're bombarded with 3213535 messages all at once. this usually happens because your computer is either really slow or just on crack.

This chat lag is really ruining the effect of this internet orgy.

by that girl April 2, 2004

lagging it down

To piss it down with rain

Good lord, look at the weather, it's lagging it down rotten

by Joey February 15, 2005

Life Lag

When you space out for roughly two seconds, long enough to forget what you were doing. This is sometimes preceded by daydreaming and followed by weird stares from friends when you look around trying to figure out where you are.

Rob: Why is Steve just sitting there?

Micheal: He's got life lag.

(Gets up and flicks Steve)

Steve: Holy--What? (Steve looks around)

by MattSwan14 December 5, 2009

Shitty Lag

When you are playing a gaming console online and you get pwned because of lag.

"This is bullshit i just got shot in the back because of this shitty lag!!"

"I would have played better if I wasn't getting shitty lag the whole time."

by Bill Semore November 27, 2009

noroff lag

The immensely, horrible and totally sickening lag you often experience while using the internet at Noroff.

"OMFG!!! NOROFF LAG!!11"
"Hahaha lol så jævlig bra.. noroff lag for faen!"
"ÆHHÆHÆ NOROFF LAG! JEG SAVNER MODEM!"

by gfdsaifhwfw April 19, 2004

Pot Lagged

The feeling you get after returning to the West Coast from anywhere else in the country and feeling the effects of your resulting dropped tolerance to marijuana.

After spending time smoking in the Northeast, I was seriously pot lagged when I came back and smoked some Cali weed.

by Mynamebackwards January 20, 2010

Lag Barrier

1) When so much lag occurs that it stops you from doing anything
2) one who is an embodiment of lag

MikeWhisky1: i would have got a sweet as beat down but i got a massive lag barrier
MikeWhisky1: OMG you're such a massive lag barrier!

by Elias the Seer December 9, 2008