Jelly Job

The act of receiving a "Job" from a female's or gay male's jelly like fat rolls.

Chris Miller- "Get it out of your mouth and give me a god damn jelly job."

Amy Delmerico- "MMmmmmmmmmmm Okay!"

by Blumpkin-King696969 March 3, 2010

sponge job

The act of getting head from an old seedy woman with no teeth, who has bags of skin hanging of her face and other parts

"Rob was so desperate he went to his Grandma and got him self a sponge job, dirty fucker"

by Master Apps December 4, 2004

Glass Job

When you get a girl stumbling drunk, so she falls down with her beer bottle. The remaining shards of glass are still on her hand when she reaches into your pants to give you a friendly handshake.

Lucky for you, she's giving it rough anyway.

"I got her drunk so she would trade my Clefairy for her Machoke, but the plan backfired when she ended up giving me a glass job(for my Clefairy)."

by Rich and Andrew August 11, 2006

Killing the Job

Killing the Job is usually heard in a union shop environment when a worker is working way too fast. Working way too fast or even slightly faster than the minimum speed you can get away with takes work or paid for time away from other union members.

Union Worker 1: Holy fuck Man! You better tell Weed to slow the fuck down! Union Worker 2: You got that shit right, he's fucking killing the job!

by The CLE Steamer May 10, 2009

job talker

1: Someone who only talks about and has nothing better to talk about than their job.

2: A person that chronically complains about work

I tried to hang out with Jim from accounting last week, the guy is a total job talker. All he did was talk about work for 2 hours.

by BynoT August 4, 2010

inside job

911 George bush did it. Jet fuel cant melt steel beams

damn bro that George Bush did an inside job

by ImNotALiberal November 14, 2018

Poon Job

The female version of a blow job (a.k.a. the act of cunnilingus).

If Mike doesn't start giving me Poon Jobs more often, I'm kicking his ass to the curb.

by Weh July 28, 2008