Chair hog

An extremely lazy person who has to sit all the time

My fat brother is such a chair hog.

by Anonymochka December 19, 2008

Chair Face

A smashed face resulting from being hit by a flying chair. Usually occurs when recipient has done something offensive or causes stress to the person throwing the chair.

Work on my tickets, or you'll finish the day with a chair face.

by jennyb52 June 12, 2015

Comfy chair

A common form of torture used in the Spanish Inquisition

Hm! She is made of harder stuff! Cardinal Fang! Fetch...THE COMFY CHAIR!

by Joink June 13, 2018

mullet chair

Chair that has a built in ability to lean back. Usually has an extra angled piece on the bottom to allow worry free leaning. Business can be conducted while the chair is flat, and partying can commence when leaning back.

"I'm so glad I can lean back in this chair. This is definitely the mullet of the chair world."

"What?"

"It's all business when I'm sitting normally, but it's a party when I lean back. The mullet chair."

by CountryTime October 17, 2011

chair hips

The wide hips caused by hours of work in a chair. Generally found on female secretaries and data entry workers.

The new secretary glared at herself in the mirror and commented, "Stupid chair hips, I need to work harder to keep my ass in shape."
As she walked back to her chair her male coworkers gaze followed her rear.
"Damn, she's got a nice ass...I hope she doesn't get a flat ass from chair hips," one remarked.
"Yeah, or get scared and work out so much she doesn't have an ass," rejoined the other, as they turned back to their fantasy baseball stats.

by Nicholas R July 2, 2007

broken chair

A sexual position in which the couple is going at it doggy style and than the male sweeps out one of the females arms causing her to fall over much like a chair with a broken leg.

"Everything was going smooth that night until Jimmy tried a broken chair."

by thefatman123456 June 21, 2009

rolly chair

the most comfortable and convient chair for someone who is rolling

"Watch how fast I can slide across the floor on my rolly chair, it's the best rolling" :D

by Beavecoon Kristy August 15, 2011