Northern Minnesota Cologne

Her: Honey, the bugs are nasty down here
Him: I'll just wear some Northern Minnesota cologne
by Joshcopeland04 June 05, 2023
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minnesota top

the act of a women putting an ice cube in her mouth and performing oral
dude last night jessica gave me that minnesota top
by nicfila69 March 03, 2020
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Minnesota Snowplow

Where one ejaculates on the side of an unsuspecting bystander.
She just looked so sad and aloof walking down the hallway. So just as she turned the corner, I ran up and gave her a Minnesota Snowplow. We both feel so much better now.
by umtonsilbarbiebutchersweetnlow February 18, 2014
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Minnesota buckshot

The act of putting a full tin of used snoos packets into your partners anus and having your partner fart them out like a shotgun at a white tail deer
by Mountain Man84 February 08, 2025
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minnesota poptart

It has rarely been successfully completed due to requiring immense flexibility and stamina, but is the best position for sex while driving.

Variants include frosted and unfrosted. Most favored variant is the Frosted cherry poptart.
Last week, I heard someone died attempting the Minnesota Poptart.
by Master (Beta 1.3) November 13, 2014
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Minnesota Mustache

Like a Dirty Sanchez but you gotta root a little farther North
I had a Minnesota Mustache last week, my girlfriend is still smelling that shit!
by Hawksinger November 02, 2019
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Minnesota Bacon

The process of which a man gathers all of his nail clippings from the last 12 years and mixing it with straight black tar, creating a dough. It is then slow roasted under nikocado avocado’s Roll #37 section 12 B until a crisp, golden brown. Topped with steaming jizz extracted from an orangutan, served hot and crunchy.
by myskin1issoBlack July 18, 2022
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