minnesota top

the act of a women putting an ice cube in her mouth and performing oral

dude last night jessica gave me that minnesota top

by nicfila69 March 3, 2020

Minnesota Mammoth Cave

(Noun)
-A sex act typically performed by three sexual deviants whereby two morons hollow out a Kansas City strip steak and dock their wankers together while the third begins to eat the steak.
-A Minnesota Mammoth Cave combined with a shrimpboat yields an Indiana Dick Lick.
-If a Minnesota Mammoth Cave is combined with 2 Kennebunkport Surprises you have an Alabama Hot Pocket, or for international purposes, a Nova Scotian Reverse Sausage Docking Port. (Illegal in 49 states, except Alabama, where it is a family tradition).
-A Minnesota Mammoth Cave is the leading cause of chronic dick jasmine.

Did you see that red neck, hillbilly, and Canadian doing a Minnesota Mammoth Cave? They are definately getting dick jasmine!

by FrostedTips918 February 17, 2019

Minnesota Brookie

The act of shoving a stick of butter up your rectum, letting it melt, then excreting it's contents onto a cookie sheet.

We went over to MB's house, he made us Minnesota Brookies. They were amazing!

by Ckling June 17, 2025

minnesota mud blanket

when you smear shit all over an electric blanket, or a regular blanket, turn it on and heat it up, in microwave if blanket is not electric, sneak up on an unsuspecting victim and proceed to wrap them up, head to toe in your hot messy blanket. note: it is important to be shure to get the persons facial area totally smeared with the hot substance for max effect!

"dude, last night i got dan so good, i snuck up on him and gave him a wicked minnesota mud blanket!"

by D, wolfie, del December 31, 2012

minnesota vikings

losers

he’s probably the minnesota vikings

by mixeoxlong January 15, 2023

Minnesota Hand Warmer

Creating a warm, fresh turd or piece of fecal matter that is then held in your hand to prevent frostbite.

Shoveling snow had my hands so cold, I had to make a Minnesota Hand Warmer.

by Giggling_santa February 10, 2025

Minnesota Swaddle

On chilly days/evenings when the rather large and engorged labia lips of a female will engulf the flaccid and shrunken member of her male partner providing a swaddle to wrap and warm his appendage bringing it to full capacity and ready for action.

See also: arctic burrito, cold-proof cocoon

You ain’t goin’ to get it on lookin’ like that, you’ll freeze your meatballs off. Let me put you in a Minnesota Swaddle, ya goon.”

by Baby J MN April 22, 2025