Melted Welly

A euphemism for a woman’s vulva. Especially a misshapen specimen.

Your mum has a fanny like a melted welly!

by Dave 999 September 17, 2020

Melt

Your typical Health and Safety Officer, who often doesn't turn up to events. And was only occasionally seen from from 2000 to 2010 when his turtle neck jumper was clean.

What a fucking melt!

by EPC massive June 4, 2018

Melt

Melt: cocaine that has been mixed with baking soda and water, then boiled forming a rock. This rock is "melt"

"melt" is usually placed in a "stem" or also known as a crack pipe, then smoked. "Hey man, can I get some melt" ..."yeah bro it's $20 for two tenths"

by Big sheezy January 9, 2018

Melt

Melt

Phil Miller is a melt

by Mortyb November 12, 2018

Pure Melt

A person who is extremely annoying, draining, or frustrating to be around. Someone who constantly nags, complains, or wrecks your head.

Work was a disaster today, me boss was being a pure melt.

by pexxoh February 20, 2025

melting cuddle

Hsnjzkkxksj WHEN SOMEONE IS SO FKCUFJ SAD RUAT YOU CUDDLE THEM AND THEY FORM INTO THE SHAPE OF YOUR ARMS AND OT MAKES YIU HAPPY

My bestie and I fruddled for a little and he melted. It became a melting cuddle that way.

by I am driving at 120mph January 21, 2024

Melt

Someone who is ignored or seen as inferior

Tom: Hi!
Henry: Shut up u melt!

by Jamie monks 420 July 11, 2017