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Mariah Carey

An mysterious deity fo unknown origin with an evil conscience...

She lies dormant for 310 days of the year, December 26th until October 31st...
She sits in the shadows, waiting, plotting her attack. She waits until you feel the safest, until you are the most vulnerable and when that point reaches, when the clock strikes midnight and Halloween has past, your demise commences and you feel your life force drained away at her cruel will.
All she needs, all she wants for Christmas...
You...
Guy 1 "Hey, Christmas time is coming soon"
Guy 2 "Be on the lookout for Mariah Carey"
by ScreamyFrog November 8, 2020
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Mariah

Mariah is a thick ass bitch who was addicted too lots of drugs but then turned her life around. She gets all the guys but does not admit it and she will always make you laugh. If you ever meet a Mariah DO NOT bring up her mom because she has lots of issues with her mother. She is also a huge freak and will try too fuck drug dealers even though she is sober.
Damn Mariah is bhadd
by Izzy Rodriguez November 12, 2020
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Mariah

A hoe who likes to lie and gets a lot of guys, but can’t keep them for more than a week.
“Mariah cheated on me again”

Nigga this is the 13th time let that bitch go she’s just a hoe who can’t keep someone for more than a week-
by Anotherinternetweirdo May 29, 2021
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mafiahiguchi

A girl who eats to much vitamins and kins mori.
Girl 1- who is that ?

Girl 2- they kin mori.
Girl 1- Oh! Must be mafiahiguchi🥰
by Pissguneater June 30, 2021
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Mariah

a beautiful slim thick curly haired baddie.
she is very smart and has high frequency vibes, her heart is pure and she is kind and intelligent🤍

her beautiful aura is unmatched and there is not another like her.
omgggg, mariah is heaven sent, i want to be her friend!!!
by anonymous July 10, 2021
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Mariah

A Mariah is a person who is extremely knowledgeable in the nazism arts. Mariahs are also known to pull reverse Michael Jackson’s and in doing so they like white cheddar popcorn a bit too much. Mariah is known to do some NSFW stuff with dog.( Bentley)
Look that Mariah is doing the the hitler salute while pulling a reverse Michael Jackson.
by anonymous July 27, 2021
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mariah

the person i love most in the entire world, i’m talking the hottest, prettiest, nicest, funniest, and best person that i don’t know what i would do without. the person that makes me smile so hard every time they text, and the one that i would do anything for. they’re the person that i listen to songs that remind me of them every day, because i want her in my head all the time. i love you so much mariah. <3
me: mariah is my comfort person.
i love you
by kaiyourbeloved August 29, 2021
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