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Cala Maria

Cala Maria is the mermaid boss in Cuphead that pretty much everyone in the fandom has a crush on besides King Dice. She is commonly shipped with Mugman.
me: who’s your favorite Cuphead boss?
friend: Cala Maria. she’s fucking hot
me: preach to that
by joshler is real fite me January 4, 2018
mugGet the Cala Mariamug.

maria sanchez

The best person you can ever depend on. Someone who you know won't ever give up on you. Someone who would be there throught out all the crap. Shes different...shes a star. She can be off minded at times, but intelligent on her own. If you need someone to talk to, over look at a maria.
Guy1: you know maria sanchez?
Guy2: who doesn't?
by pllA June 20, 2014
mugGet the maria sanchezmug.

Maria Daytona

Maria Daytona is a Canadian singer who many believe sounds similar to Lana Del Rey.
Did you hear Maria Daytona’s new song?
by daytona1997 February 6, 2020
mugGet the Maria Daytonamug.

Maria Markkanen

Finnish high school professor in philosofy and religion. Very hated figure amongs the finnish people. She is very racist and cannot write properly. But she does know alot about philosofy.

She very often gives her students various ridiculous tasks that are way too hard. If you hand in your work one minute too late you have to take the whole course again from the start.

She is also considered very racist against boys.

She has nothing to do with Lauri Markkanen.
god damn i have Maria Markkanen's class again

yeah i hate that shit
by kivekset November 16, 2022
mugGet the Maria Markkanenmug.

Maria Emilia

an elegant woman who doesn't need Achilles in her life. Dencio lang malakas!!
Maria Emilia loves Gaudencio Sevilla so much.
by akinsirozenelizaldesajonapp September 17, 2020
mugGet the Maria Emiliamug.

maria laura

She is the most beautiful girl that you’ll ever seen, if you don’t know any Maria Laura she’s probably de girl you see on the street and think “Oh my God She’s so pretty, i wish i knew her name”
“Have you seen that girl, she is so beautiful
Yeah I know, everybody talks about her”
“Do you know her?”
“Yeah, her name is Maria Laura”
by youprobablyloveme March 20, 2019
mugGet the maria lauramug.

Maria Mariz

Is a simple girl who loves to be alone. She's interested about the past event/history. She is intelligent and do good deeds to other people. People might hate her but she doesn't care. She only focuses of future. Not interested in guys, fake friends and etc. She is clumsy, people think she has a bad manner but she always do her best to be a good one.
Maria Mariz helped the grandma to across the road.
by Stoic_maiden October 21, 2021
mugGet the Maria Marizmug.

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