Kyle

Best plant dad in the world. Super swag. He’s confident and ambitious. Pretty cute too. Would NEVER ghost you. Big wine guy. Grandmas love him. Dogs love him. Everyone loves him. He’ll never let your pretty little hands touch the bill #gentleman Only downfall is not only will he cry over spilt milk, he may die because of it

Who’s that? Oh that’s the president of the debate team, Kyle!

by swagplantboy December 21, 2022

Kyle

GAMER
MONSTER ENERGY
WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY
DRYWALL

KYLE GAMER

by YumYim October 28, 2019

Kyle

The version of Karen but male. Most schools have a Kyle that everyone in the school knows. Kyles have a tendency to be a jerk for no reason and are usually seen as one of the "cool kids". Kyles are also found to be loud and annoying.

"Oh my gosh that guy is such a Kyle!"

"Lol he's probably a Kyle"
"Kyle, shut the **** up"

by HobboFaec May 25, 2020

Kyle

Kyle is a guy that is very funny, but is either gay or gay in denial and very punchable... but with love.

"Kyle are you gay?"
"...NO!"
(He's lying)

by urbandick113 October 11, 2022

Kyle

Kyle is a male that most likely is blonde, drinks Monster and replies with the driest comments and phrases like “oof” and “tuff”

Jessie: I just stapled my finger to a desk!
Callie: OH NO ARE YOU OKAY?!?
Kyle: oof, that’s tuff.

by yourdadandyourmom November 10, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is the son of a Karen

Non racist: stop actin like a fuckin Kyle

Racist: wtf is a Kyle
Non racist: the son of a Karen asshole

by Kuzcooo July 11, 2020

Kyle

A Tryhard Sweat That RKOs Drywall For Sport

(No Offence To Normal People Named Kyle)

Gerald: Bloody Hell! Kyle Yeeted My DrywAll

by BIG_YEETER November 6, 2019