keep your stupid on a leash

A phrase you tell someone when you don’t want them to do stupid things that will mess up your life. stupid, dumb, idiot, crazy, warning, moron

This is dynamite John and just keep your stupid on a leash, so you don’t blow us both to kingdom come.

by joecoolthefool June 20, 2019

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Keep off the grass

What a gal says to ask you not to "proceed to fourth base" --- i.e., not encroach on her "thatched" area.

If a hot chick tells you to "Keep off the grass" during intimacy, giving her a "joint of grass" might addle her brain enough to make her change her mind.

by QuacksO September 6, 2019

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Keep a kosher home

When a Jew will eat non kosher food when they're out but keeps kosher at home. An act of illogical hypocrisy but is ever so popular among secular Jews.

Dan: Alright Jim what do you want on your pizza?

Jim: Ham and pineapple please.
Dan:No Jim! That's not kosher!
Jim:Dan you don't even keep kosher! I've seen you eat bacon cheeseburgers a dozen times!

Dan:I eat non kosher out but I keep a kosher home!
Jim:That's such bullshit!

by mrperson123 January 22, 2020

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Keep you in line

Ensure that one is behaving according to the prescribed conduct.

When I asked the drill Sargeant why he's always yelling at me, he said "to keep you in line."

by D. Y. Vetz September 29, 2020

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Keep Sweet

To keep someone sweet is to give the impression the person is on your good side/ good books for the intention of gaining something from them in the future or to avoid drama or conflict.

Person 1: Joe is a backstabber, watch out for him.

Person 2: Don't worry I'm keeping him sweet till he gets us those tickets for the game on Saturday.

Example 2

Person 1: Are you inviting Joe's ex? He might get mad.

Person 2: no, I'm keeping joe sweet, when he loses his shit he wrecks the place.

Keep sweet

by Idcusername January 20, 2021

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