keyboard cock blocked

When you can not use the letters P,O,R,N as it has been used too much in efforts of searching for porn and blocks you from your fun time.

i couldn't enjoy myself last night couldn't find porn i got keyboard cock blocked

by 101phoenix April 20, 2015

Chair to keyboard interface error

1. Cryptic means of telling a person they don't know how to use their computer.

2. Computer problems caused by not knowing basic computer functions.

Calling Tech Support over an obvious computer solution such as an unplugged monitor not turning on.

"That's a simple Chair to keyboard interface error, sir. Just plug that mouse in and you're golden."

by Insubious December 9, 2008

Your keyboard to God's screen

Variation on "your lips to Gods ears" - may the (perhaps improbable) wish you just typed be received by the Divine, and then brought to fruition. Another way to say, "Boy, I sure hope so!"

"It's like 1989 all over again, in Iran."

"Your keyboard to God's screen."

by smendler June 18, 2009

iPad Pro Magic Keyboard

The ridiculously overpriced piece of garbage keyboard and trackpad case for the iPad Pro. It makes your iPad float in the air, but come on? Who really needs that? Who, in their right mind would pay $350 for a keyboard that can't tilt it that far back, a small trackpad, and no function keys? Due to the rubbery material, the outer surface smudges really easily! Complete waste of money.

Did you see the new iPad Pro that came out?
Yes, and Apple also announced the new iPad Pro Magic Keyboard with a built-in trackpad?
How much is it?
$300 or $350. The Apple tax, you know.
$350 for a keyboard?!

by D.Empire412 October 1, 2020

Foreign keyboard syndrome or FKS

A term often used for software developers when they are unable to type correctly on a foreign keyboard.

A developer will typically be able to type normally and accurately on their own keyboard but one when using a foreign or colleagues keyboard, they often find themselves encountering school boy typing mistakes and complete coding garbage.

Hey Garth, can you help me with a saoftware problem I have?
sure
Hey what's happening - I can't type for toffee on your keyboard.
hey Garth, that's called Foreign keyboard syndrome or FKS for short.

by Zaaphod Gummy September 27, 2013

national keyboard warrior day

a day for all of the keyboard warriors to come out, some notable ones being max robinson, josh williams, the the king benton scott. the scumass

yo benton, let’s celebrate, it’s national keyboard warrior day!

by Greg Lazzaro December 1, 2019

Play him off, Keyboard Cat

Play him off, Keyboard Cat is an internet meme that broke in early 2009. The meme features a video of a cat playing a keyboard added as a punchline to a fail video. The original video of Keyboard Cat was shot in the 1980s and uploaded to YouTube by the cat's owner Charlie Schmidt in 2007. Another YouTuber, Brad O'Farrell, uploaded the first Play him off, Keyboard Cat video in February 2009, combining a clip of a man in a weelchair falling down an escalator with the Keyboard Cat clip. The meme started to spread soon after as other users began creating more Play him (or her) off, Keyboard Cat clips, and msm coverage followed. Keyboard Cat (real name Fatso) died in 2000.

Example of a Play him off, Keyboard Cat video:
Bill O'Reilly: We'll do it live! Fuck it! I'll write it and we'll do it live! Fucking thing sucks!
Keyboard Cat: Doo doo doo doo, doo doo-doo doo.

by null_device May 14, 2009