Cut the Sponge

When your computer stops working unexpectedly and dies.

Person 1: Yeah, my computer cut the sponge this morning

Person 2: That's rough, buddy

by Stay at home gamer March 14, 2021

slow cut

A perceived 'short cut' that takes longer than the usual route(s) or mean(s).

Wife: Why are we going down this road?
Me: It'll be quicker.
Wife: This better not be another one of your slow cuts!

by Unspellable November 28, 2007

The Ky Cut

the most ultimate cut within a friend group

Someone: Omg that’s guys cut is so awesome
Friend: omg yeah he must have The Ky Cut

by Damn my dick is werid November 23, 2021

cut signs

when someone cuts someone else’s name into their body

“will you do a cut signs for me”

“yes what do you want it to say?”

“a heart next to my name”

by cuntcunt420 January 10, 2021

cutting a rope

Taking a long shit

Bro I just got out of the shitter...I was cutting a rope as long as a hangman's noose!

by Brosephguay September 25, 2017

cardboard cut

Imagine getting a paper cut, but instead of paper, it's a cardboard cut. Side effects may include: Suicidal thoughts, depression, fantasizing about self-applied knife implants, and uncontrollable cursing.

Hey, where's that gun with the one round in it? I just got a cardboard cut.

by Luminal M8 June 9, 2016

Cut Chemist

one of the greatest djs ever. He has worked with Dj shadow, Dj Numark, Hymnal and more. Cut Chemist IS NOT A BAND! he is just a dj. Whats the altitude is not a good example of his amazing turntablism. Find the song storm or the garden. If u dont like the album "The Audiance is Listening" then find some of his old work. He is crazy. look him up on you tube or somethin they have good vids

Guy with good music Taste : Damn yo Cut Chemists concert was Crazy!

Disser: Meh i think he sucks

Guy with good music Taste: O yea?

*Disser gets jumped by the crowd.......then shot by tupac

by Dj.Atmozpheer September 7, 2007