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Honda

A Jap brand of cars that arrived in the USA around 1970. Every model of car they have made has been a small boring crap box designed to get people from point A to Point B. Economy is the main factor. No outside styling is considered, as all Hondas look the same.
I cannot understand why everybody loves Honda, they are a total buzz kill, and all their cars are boring pieces of crap.
by Metalhead83 June 17, 2012
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honda'd

Synonym of ricer
Any car (not only honda's) that have any of the following:
Large scoop anywhere on it (hood, roof, side etc.) especially non-functioning ones.
Giant wing on the back of the car (usually a front wheel drive)
More body upgrades than engine
carbon fiber
exaust louder than the engine
Guy 1:Dude, look at that car, it's so gay!
Guy 2: Yeah, someone Honda'd the hell outta that.
by Sir Droosef December 10, 2007
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Honda Civic Si

1. A make believe sports car designed to appeal to those who are too poor and broke ass to afford a European car, who are jerk-off's, and hope to make friends with other waterheads who think their Honda Civic Si's are cool.(Also Si owners are sometimes liberal cowards, but they mostly drive Subaru Foresters)

2. An insult, usually aimed at anyone who falls in the above category, but there can be special exceptions.
1. My Honda Civic Si is so cool lolz, I think I'm going to go park near a handicap spot and pick up some babes!

2. Wow! That fat kid with the man tits in my gym class runs as fast a Honda Civic Si.
by Your Mom Likes Dong November 1, 2008
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Drive a Honda

if you think your car is cool when it sound like a broken blender and has a spoiler taller than a tree, you probably drive a Honda. Honda drivers are retards with backward hats on while they vape. these little cars sound like pissed off bees and only top out at 60 miles per hour.
by TheBigStoner420 November 20, 2018
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Honda

Often thought of as reliable cars, however, reliability is a subjective term. Any car that isn't constantly redlined or driven past the century mark on the speedo and has had good preventitive maintainance can be reliable, regardless of the brand.
Friend: I love Hondas, they're all that i'll buy 'cause they will run forever.

Why don't you think before you send your money oversees. My 1995 Dodge Intrepid has 254,000 miles on it, and you would never know. Maintain any vehicle and it will run forever.
by Place name here March 5, 2011
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Honda Vtech

A shitty engine on Hondas, mainly used on ricers.
Stands for VAGINA Tech
Duuuuuude loook at my tuned Honda Vtech
Yeah the stickers and 5 hp each one.
And the the big ass wing like 150 hp.
by daftaddict October 17, 2011
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HONDA

The Most popular and best looking cars to become ricers and the best cars ever made with V-tech Engines.
My Honda kicked your ass by a mile thanks my V-tech engine!
by HONDA MAN August 10, 2006
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