alaskan hot pocket

shitting in an Eskimos ass and cumming on their ass after you shit in it

gape the womans ass and then shit in it then come on her shitty gaping hole thus being an Alaskan hot pocket

by Eric T. Mike S. September 9, 2010

Hawaiian Hot Pocket

A variation of the Mexican lawnmower where the man eats hearty diet of prunes and bean burritos all while wearing an ass plug for about 3 days. During sex, the woman ties a rope around the ass plug and similarly to the Mexican lawnmower, the ass plug is ripped straight from his ass and a shotgun blast of shit and flatulatory matter is launched as far as 7 feet. It can be enhanced by adding 100 proof vodka to the concoction of liquid fecal matter shortly before pulling the rope, creating a fiery molten volcanic eruption of shit just like a real volcano in Hawaii.

Guy 1: I did the Hawaiian Hot Pocket with my bae last night.

Guy 2: That’s fucking rad dude, how’d it go?

Guy 1: It went pretty well until we caught the neighbors tree on fire. They thought it was a real volcano and we had to evacuate the city.

by Leprechaun Circle Jerkle October 7, 2021

Alabama Hot Pocket

The act of splooging into one's own sister and eating out the cheesy inside.

Rick: Hey man, what did you do this weekend?
Chuck: I had a great time at family therapy, I gave my sister an Alabama Hot Pocket.
Rick: No shit man, I also did some siblings bonding.
*Rick & Chuck watch the sun set set on their family ranch.

by Brandonhasatinypipi September 23, 2019

hot pocket in the shower

A sex act that is so dirty you can't describe it, but you have no regrets.

After the worst day at work, I had a hot pocket in the shower. No regrets.

by chrysalis77 December 14, 2016

Devil’s Hot Pocket

The act of shitting into another’s asshole and leaving it inside on their rectum.

Person 1: How did last night go with Stacy?
Person 2: She was nasty. She made me do the Devil’s Hot Pocket

by Jim Pickins July 11, 2021

Alabama Hot Pocket

An Alabama Hot Pocket is where one (Usually the male) Shits into the pussy before having sex.

Guy 1 : I heard Harrison gave Chloe an Alabama Hot Pocket
Guy 2 : Straight Legend

by ïïï March 11, 2019

Hot Pocket Straw

When you use a hot pocket as a flashlight and the insides get jammed in your urethra, so you have someone give you a blow job and they get a snack.

I gave my girlfriend a hot pocket straw last night, she loves ham and cheese.

by Kelskosh November 17, 2016