*Mike and jay are hunting for elk and deer and approach a hilltop and see a beaver near his lodge*
Mike - jay look at the size of that beaver
Jay - wow that’s not a beaver!!!
Mike - yes it is... it looks like a hippo when it’s head is just above the water!
Jay - that’s so true
Mike - The Canadian Hippo
Mike - jay look at the size of that beaver
Jay - wow that’s not a beaver!!!
Mike - yes it is... it looks like a hippo when it’s head is just above the water!
Jay - that’s so true
Mike - The Canadian Hippo
by OfficialJayJames November 16, 2018

“ Ma! There’s something fartin in the bushes!” “ Now Billy don’t go near that tooth gobblin fart sack, that’s a Virginia dirt hippo.”
by Fiddlincheddar November 28, 2018

by Big Dum Hippo September 26, 2020

The act of sudden violent , sexual , or otherwise unusual acts in response to being overcome with boredom or annoyance
Past tense threw a hippo
Past tense threw a hippo
by ?_? yay April 16, 2011

by Dattboi December 27, 2017

Fiona the hippo is a Cincinnati celebrity she was prematurely born at the Cincinnati zoo and it’s became a queen to the city and certain news station won’t shut up about her at all
by Cosmo66777 May 19, 2022

1. The hippopotamus, also know as the hippo, is a large semiaquatic mammal native to sub-Saharan Africa.
2. ur mom
2. ur mom
ur mum is hippo
by sticman9 December 15, 2022
