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Jesus Hippos

I saw some jesus hippos walking around in the Atlantic ocean.
by El Gaupo April 26, 2023
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hippo

eb stfu hippo
by TiggyWiggy August 31, 2020
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Ford hippo

My parents bought me a ford hippo as a graduation gift
by Carrrlos November 9, 2022
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Hippo

Man 1: did you see that girl
Man 2: she was a hippo
by Hdhdhshdhjeje October 28, 2019
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Space Hippo

A space hippo is a creature that lives on the edge of the galaxy on a planet called hipopolus,

planet:

It’s mostly covered in trees, swamps, small lakes and fields, the planet is also rich with fruits and small extra wild life like monkeys and other small wild life, the planet also has its predators that hunt the poor creatures their main one is tigadactle (picture tigers with 30ft wings).

Spacehippos:
They mostly eat fruits and drink water and they sleep in the asteroid belt around the planet so they don’t get hunted by the predators on the planet, the space hippo can also fly and survive in hyper space lanes to find new food and mating grounds.
Big dumb space hippo that only thinks with its face and can’t climb or fight
by Peptic June 6, 2020
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Happy hippo

One of the best Kinder products out there. Absolutely delectable.
Stoner: They're called happy hippos because they make hippies happy.
by Minecraftweedmod January 1, 2020
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Hippoing

An erotic sexual act somewhat similar to a Cleveland steamer in which someone poops in the givers mouth then the receiver licks it all over their boobs and motorboats them.
me and my transvestite homie went hippoing all night yesterday.
by Max_The_Munter September 18, 2025
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