A mental handicapped person (or window licker ). They wear bright luminous crash helmets so they are easily recognisable and do not stray too far from their spaz wagon. Helmet also helps in event of multiple spasms, fits or collisions with lamp posts.
by mtotheo November 07, 2003
Me -"CRIST! Look at that germans bell!"
My bro -"Mushroom helmet!"
*everyone watching german porn laughs*
My bro -"Mushroom helmet!"
*everyone watching german porn laughs*
by GirlSkater May 02, 2004
when your fucking a girl in the ass and you take your dick out and you have shit on the head of your dick
by jakers1992 May 16, 2010
When one masturbates furiously and at the point of ejaculation, pulls ones foreskin over the head to catch all the semen. Then leave it to hard, peel it off and give it to a squirrel to wear on its head.
Squirrel Helmets
by CaptainBouncyTits July 30, 2011
A helmet, usually football, with a holster on each side where cold beverages, usually beer, are stored. The wearer can then drink the beverages using straws attached to the helmet, which are placed inside of the open beverage, leaving the wearers' hands free for other activies, such as cheering at a sports event.
Man 1: Holy crap! Nice beer helmet!
Man 2: Thanks, it lets me drink my natty light while cheering for the Steelers!
Man 2: Thanks, it lets me drink my natty light while cheering for the Steelers!
by TDGriot18 June 06, 2010
A person who talks as though they are in a position of authority. They will nitpick and rant about every little flaw with what you are doing while they watch from the sidelines, but offer no help in fixing any of those issues.
by Baconbomb01 March 06, 2022
When your girl is napping, and you place your balls on her forhead, with your cock running down her nose, like a roman helmet, because you can.
"Right after our extreme frisbee tournament, I came home and my girl was asleep on the couch. I wanted some ass, so I woke her with A well marinated, full flavored, Roman Helmet. I'm not sure if she was into it."
by Jm420 April 30, 2015