Handy Zandy

The act of jerking off inside of a public school and getting caught multiple times. Proceeding to be every teacher's little baby and being the ultimate snitch.

" Wow, don't pull a Handy Zandy!!"

by genuisman69 September 20, 2022

Clammy Handy

When your girl give you a hand job and afterword your penis smells like clams contrary to popular belief it has nothing to do with the condition of the hand solely the smell.

I was getting frisky with My girl and next thing you know I got a clammy handy bruh

by Louisianaseedpeer April 9, 2019

Hamburger Handy

When your wife hands you a hamburger and jerks you off while you're eating

I asked my wife for a hamburger Handy which he agreed to do. She gave me a hamburger then whacked my junk

by ChefTreeGuy April 6, 2025

Highway Handy

The act of receiving a hand job by the passenger while riding a motorcycle down the highway.

Should of been there bro! I went for a ride on the bike last night and a bar fly gave me the best highway handy!

by Highway handy April 9, 2022

Cratch My Handy

When you try to insult someone but you cant come up with anything

Yeah well Cratch My Handy!

by True_Flame October 13, 2020

Handy clammy

When you sweat your balls off in a video game and your hands start sweating so much they get clammy

I was playing search with the boys and got handy clammy

by m0zzarella_cheese October 22, 2020

greezy handy

This is when you get a handy before a shower right after a sports event.

She gave me the best greezy handy after homecoming last night

by Lefty38 December 3, 2013