Bacon handjob

A handjob by an American landwhale.

Guy 1: "Hey bro, I heard you fucked with Becky, that fat cunt."
Guy 2: "I didn't spread those legs, I just got a bacon handjob."

by Gamerdactyl February 14, 2019

Indian Handjob

Much like the Indian burn, this special technique will have ones dick red, raw, and begging for more.

Tyrone loved the Indian Handjob so much that he begged Ambika for more.

by Stank Chicken November 21, 2019

Tiny Handjob

A handjob that, as the name implies, consists of many tiny hands. Your significant other purchases finger puppet hands 🤚🏼and puts on as many fingers as they can handle. They then proceed to give a sensory overload handjob with not one hand, but many little ones for increased pleasure. Consider it like the ribbed condom of handjobs....

My girlfriend wanted to up her handjob game so she decided to surprise me with a tiny handjob...so many fingers, for so much pleasure.

by Ohtheplacesmyheadgoes October 3, 2022

Romanian handjob

Whenever two non-gay men give each other a handjob.

Dude, my playstation is broken, but whatever, a Romanian handjob can be fun!

by Mannerman May 20, 2022

Kamikaze Handjob

It’s where you beat your meat and then all of a sudden, your girlfriend or boyfriend (if you swing that way) comes from out of nowhere and starts to jerk your meat and two seconds later, you bust a nut.

Greg: Yo what happened last night?
Chad: I don’t know, but last thing I remember is that Lucy did a Kamikaze Handjob on me.

Greg: Niiiice

by Yeet on them kids October 5, 2018

Hilo Handjob

When you carve out the inside of a block of Spam and use it as a makeshift Fleshlight. Post-coitus, served cold with a slice of pineapple and a Steinlager.

I went home and treated myself to a Hilo Handjob last night.

by Flailure Jimbob September 13, 2022

stinky handjob

A particular handjob exhibiting a particularly odiferous smell, ie) Hagrid and/or haggis

Bro that was a stinky handjob!

by waxonjackson420 June 23, 2023