Rotating Handjobs

A declaration of entering the final portion of a project.

At the production meeting the costume department reported being down to rotating handjobs, also noting the end was in sight.

by courier289 September 18, 2018

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Kamikaze Handjob

It’s where you beat your meat and then all of a sudden, your girlfriend or boyfriend (if you swing that way) comes from out of nowhere and starts to jerk your meat and two seconds later, you bust a nut.

Greg: Yo what happened last night?
Chad: I don’t know, but last thing I remember is that Lucy did a Kamikaze Handjob on me.

Greg: Niiiice

by Yeet on them kids October 5, 2018

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Rusty handjob

Monster engery drink and orange juice mixture

Yo I just had a rusty handjob at the bar

by Themanofwords76 August 26, 2022

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Michigan Handjob

When someone gives you a handjob with mittens on.

It was so fkn cold outside, Suzy had to give him a Michigan handjob so she could stay warm.

by Mommymilker1000 May 3, 2022

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Hilo Handjob

When you carve out the inside of a block of Spam and use it as a makeshift Fleshlight. Post-coitus, served cold with a slice of pineapple and a Steinlager.

I went home and treated myself to a Hilo Handjob last night.

by Flailure Jimbob September 13, 2022

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Tiny Handjob

A handjob that, as the name implies, consists of many tiny hands. Your significant other purchases finger puppet hands 🤚🏼and puts on as many fingers as they can handle. They then proceed to give a sensory overload handjob with not one hand, but many little ones for increased pleasure. Consider it like the ribbed condom of handjobs....

My girlfriend wanted to up her handjob game so she decided to surprise me with a tiny handjob...so many fingers, for so much pleasure.

by Ohtheplacesmyheadgoes October 3, 2022

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