Don't Pump My Grundle

The act of raising somebody's hopes with an erroneous claim that makes the speaker look foolish. This claim is made with good intentions but is so faulty that it utterly fails to affect the general mood positively. In many cases the result of pumping somebody's grundle is negative.
Ex1:
LeRoy: Aw shit, that shorty over there, she's fine as hell. I'd hit that like a piñata on cinco de mayo!

Marcus: She's FUGLY homey, don't pump my grundle, she's just nasty...
by SxLaughter August 07, 2010
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Salty Grundle Licker

after a male sweats profuesly after having sex, the female than licks the grundle sweat and pukes of the mans unit and than proceeds to give him head
the girl smells like a salty grundle licker, her mom eat the salty grundle licker, i loves the salty grundle licker
by higgins10bu June 15, 2007
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Grundle Protector

Protection of the patch of skin between the ballsack and butthole (grundle) by way of plastic or rubber inserts. Often attacked by hands or genetalia.
A: How was da club?
B: Like shit! Forgot my grundle protector.
by GroupB May 05, 2014
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grundle butter

A build up of sweat and unwashed buttcrack that results in a sticky, buttery poo-paste that may stain underwear or make it difficult to wipe successfully.
"Oh man, I keep wiping but there's just so much grundle butter! Maybe it's time to see a doctor..."
by slipperysl_hoe_pe November 30, 2018
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grundled up

when something bad happens to you
“I failed that test? That teacher really got me grundled up!”
by obvious000pseudonym November 20, 2023
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GRUNDLE SMACKING

When you aim to kick someone square in the jaw but miss with your flying front kick, only to hit them square in the face with the area between your nutsack and balls.
Sometimes I think you UD 'volunteer' editor need a good grundle smacking
by DeTwan February 10, 2017
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Grundle grande

The grundle grande is when you run your hand from your grundle to your balls then proceed to slap someone in the face
Man did u hear about Jeff. Kyle hit him with the old grundle grande. Hope Kyle showered yesterday
by Hdockboy May 30, 2023
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