Funny Sex

When two people who are high, have sex.

John: Last night I had some fucking funny sex with Jennifer.
Richard: Yeah we done every other way, but we've never tried that funny sex. How is it?
John: Yo dog, we doing every time from now on.

by amhcih June 24, 2009

Kinda Funny, but not

Something that is laughable, but on the other hand can be seriously painful physically or mentally.

Did you hear what happened to Joe, he got dumped five times in a row in two days it was kinda funny, but not.

I missed that last step and fell flat on the floor, it was kinda funny, but not. (while still in pain)

by Angel Miette March 23, 2010

Be Funny Now

A bug ridden, free to play mobile/“pc” game that died within 3 months after release. Was resurrected for a week when the developer re designed the game to be essentially quiplash 4, but proceeded to die a slow, painful death.

Person 1: Hey, do you play “be funny now?”

Person 2: I used to but there was a bug that kept cutting of my answers and then nobody played anyways. The nail in the coffin was when the daily question broke for like 3 months.

Person 1: Yiakes

by abcdefghijklmoopjj March 16, 2023

funny lie

Halfway between a lie and a joke, usually used against a girlfriend to avoid telling a lie, and telling the truth.

Friend: 'What did you tell your girl when she asked where we were yesterday?' Guy: 'I went out with a few mates and killed some flying fishes'
Friend: 'Ohh dude you told her a funny lie aye, sick cunt'

by TeJayyMatee May 31, 2014

poopis=funni

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poopis=funni natha

by rmccam20 April 19, 2021

Brugging to the Funny

To beat your dick to porn.

I just got done brugging to the funny and now I feel like shit... fuck my life...

by Deez Nuts on yo chin November 24, 2021

ORANGES ARE FUNNY

Are oranges orange because oranges are orange, or is orange orange because oranges are orange?

ORANGES ARE FUNNY
a very orange saturated sentence.
give it to your friend to make them wonder what life is.

by HELLO PEOPLE! ඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞ May 3, 2022