friendship drive

A drive powered by pure friendship in order to travel between systems and planets

Originates from the game Elite:Dangerous and the ship’s voice when you engage your FSD(Frame Shift Drive)

Friendship drive charging. Scanning ship for signs of friendliness.

by SuperUnicums May 03, 2021

Plutonic Friendship

An entirely hypothetical situation in which is straight man and a straight woman are friends without one or both harboring secret sexual desires for the other.

Guy 1: Me and Lucy are in such a healthy plutonic friendship.

Guy 2: Just tell her you want to blow her back out.

by Professor Butthurt April 17, 2024

Friendship Hug

A friendship hug is where an individual will hug another person and stealthily stick a finger up the other person's anus.

*hugs*

Guy one: DUDE! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!
Guy two: What bro? It's just a friendship hug. You know, 'cause we're best bros.
Guy one: YOU JUST STUCK YOUR FINGER UP MY ASS!
Guy two: Chill bro! Friendship hugs are the best kind of hugs.

by Da.real.space.cadet December 14, 2018

friendship dock

When a man tries to steal his girlfriends friends immediately after they start dating.

Martha hated when Rodrigo was friendship docking by always wanting to hang out with her BFF.

by Sluggers March 27, 2018

grandfathered friendship

To be friends with someone only because you’ve known them for so long.

You may not necessarily like the person they become and might even find their presence annoying but you still tolerate them because it’s just easier.

The only reason why she still tolerates her is because they are in a grandfathered friendship.

by Gigilesson September 15, 2023

Friendship Ghoul

A narcissistic and weak-minded person that befriends you primarily to use your vulnerabilities as topics of conversation with other people so as to feel superior about their own feckless and meaningless existence. Related to Energy Vampires and Schadenfreude whores.

I thought he was a good, caring friend but it turns out he’s just a duplicitous friendship ghoul that’s been sharing my secrets with a Schadenfreude whore that he’s been trying to smash for several years.

by ShivaTrophy October 08, 2022

Friendship speech virginity

The first speech given after being upgraded from acquaintance to friend.

Eg: "im taking ur friendship speech virginity omg…"

by Willowonourweddingday December 05, 2021