floor tits

When a females breasts are sagging paat the kneecaps

can you clean your floor tits before i suck them please elizabeth

by Floor tits August 23, 2020

Floor Grabber

when you’re taking a massive or painful shit for example after eating taco bell and you feel trapped so you lean forward and grab the floor as if it will help

oh my got i just took such a massive shit, it was floor grabber level

by smellypewwbs May 5, 2022

Floor Beer

The common off-hours and/or overtime drink of choice for overworked IT personnel, so called because it's stored in the subfloor where the AC is piped into.

You want a floor beer while we wait for the disks to sync?

by BITG August 18, 2023

Floor Turd

A turd you find staring at you on the floor of a public restroom. It's usually best to try and find a different restroom after seeing a floor turd, as the floor shitter responsible was likely trying to warn you that the restroom is very disgusting. Ironically, they only add to the problem.

Bob: So I went to use the toilet at the local Pizza Hut, and there it was. A floor turd smiling at me. That was what made me end up using the toilet in the Burger King across the street.

by E hates Q September 12, 2021

meat on the floor

Scheduled for sex
On call for booty
An approaching appointment for butt
Non gender specific*

"Hey fam, you tryna go to nandos this Friday?"
"Cant do it bro, ive got meat on the floor"

by KingDio July 12, 2017

Floor 11

The most cringey, meme infested floor in college dorms. There is never a dull moment with Floor 11.

I'm so excited to be on Floor 11. I've got so many memes to share!

by Trenly September 21, 2016

Floor Pencil

A nasty, dirty, germ infected pencil that you found on the floor of a public place such as a school.

Although Ariel claimed to love Brandy; she still tried to give her a nasty floor pencil.

by Bbenjaminxd November 28, 2011