hot mess express

defining a set or sets of women that have nothing going for them...the leader of a group that has no restriction to what she wears or how she carries herself...

"Seriously, did you see Lisa Hopper...such a hot mess express..."

by Hlove.B.I.C September 20, 2009

PC express(Pork Chop Express)

the fat that hangs off a womans stomach. Express is added to the term PC only when the stomach reaches a great enough size to overtake her shorts,pants,or skirt she may be wearing.

yo, that girl has a PC over there, it is getting close to a PC Express

by chris huffman September 1, 2005

Iowa Chocolate Express

A sexual act. To perform the Iowa Chocolate Express, one must eat a heavy amount of corn (canned or fresh is fine) the night before. One must then, on a partner who is preferably lying prone, squat over their head and proceed to defecate while also walking down the partners back. The pieces of shit will look like train cars holding a shipment of corn! (Optional: while shitting, make train noises such as Chooga-chooga Choo-choo, etc.)

You: I ate way too much damn corn last night.

Friend: You know what that means right? Hire some hookers and...

In Unison: Iowa Chocolate Express Time!

by dndn95 December 2, 2009

boo boo express

CTA's red line south of the loop to 95th st which passes through the heart of the ghetto on Chicagos

south side.

Are you taking the boo boo express to the sox game? No thanks, I don't feel like getting murdered, mugged or raped to go and see a baseball game.

by Dellgriffith September 26, 2015

Double Rimmer Express

The act of receiving a rimjob, then making out with your partner, then finish with another rimjob

"So what did you two do last night?"
"I tossed her salad, and she gave me a double rimmer express."
"What the fuck is that?"
"Urban Dictionary man. Urban Dictionary."

by SpareSomeChangeForSomeGames? April 12, 2013

honk town express

Brandon & ayden the homosexual conductors

The honk town express is back, theyre so gay!

by Aydenbegay October 5, 2018

Expressing your emotions

I try to express my brain emotions. Usually the man then marries the woman! In my case the man usually “tests” “embarrasses” “screams” & then when I get over him buddha continue smelling and analyzing the feelings they killed when I was ignored!

Expressing your emotions is a must!

by TheBlueLeo April 20, 2019